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August 30, 2018 at 03:54AM

Twisdom from darlingicarus, August 30, 2018 at 06:55PM

there’s only three ways to win d&d
- getting the whole table to cry
- pausing play for at least five minutes because everyone’s laughing too hard
- the DM actually says “OH SHIT” when you describe your plan

— Alana 🌻 (@darlingicarus) August 30, 2018

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August 30, 2018 at 06:55PM

Twisdom from Wiswell, August 29, 2018 at 05:16PM

Regular drop: Plot ideas
Rare drop: Finished manuscripts https://t.co/7AwfbIHwr7

— John Wiswell (@Wiswell) August 29, 2018

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August 29, 2018 at 05:16PM

Twisdom from jodiecongirl, August 29, 2018 at 10:41PM

interviewer: what experience do you have with big data
me: *mumbles minimally acceptable response*
inner monologue: IT'S JUST REGULAR DATA BUT BIGGER WHEN CAN WE STOP THIS CHARADE

— Jodi Beggs (@jodiecongirl) August 30, 2018

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August 29, 2018 at 10:41PM

Twisdom from artyintheuk, August 28, 2018 at 11:03PM

if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed

— grandmother slime (@artyintheuk) August 29, 2018

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August 28, 2018 at 11:03PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, August 25, 2018 at 05:27PM

All of Pixar's rules of storytelling are awesome and amazing, but for plot and pacing, this one is one of my favorites. pic.twitter.com/8x8TDQVlFv

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 25, 2018

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August 25, 2018 at 05:27PM

Twisdom from gritfish, August 21, 2018 at 02:30AM

The most cyberpunk thing you can do is just be kind and respectful online.

— John Kane (@gritfish) August 21, 2018

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August 21, 2018 at 02:30AM

Twisdom from mymonsterischic, August 23, 2018 at 12:33AM

Hooters but the employees are earnest and heartfelt about their favorite fictional characters

— Leah Williams (@mymonsterischic) August 23, 2018

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August 23, 2018 at 12:33AM

Twisdom from MarkEnnis, August 23, 2018 at 01:18PM

As is typically the case, @edsbs is right and right with a serrated edge. https://t.co/FUlW2xIRMT pic.twitter.com/rsRrLZUiYl

— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) August 23, 2018

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August 23, 2018 at 01:18PM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, August 23, 2018 at 12:40PM

Medicare for All is still such a radical, extreme left wing idea that it is...supported by a majority of Republicans. https://t.co/JWzjCV0wN6

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) August 23, 2018

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August 23, 2018 at 12:40PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, August 22, 2018 at 05:23AM

every day that spiders have not grown wings is a good day

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 22, 2018

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August 22, 2018 at 05:23AM

Twisdom from romiem, August 17, 2018 at 08:56AM

Which of these books do you own? pic.twitter.com/LhzNN34YI0

— Rohit 🤯 (@romiem) August 17, 2018

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August 17, 2018 at 08:56AM

Twisdom from NateSilver538, August 18, 2018 at 12:12PM

{THREAD} Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. 1/6923

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 18, 2018

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August 18, 2018 at 12:12PM

Twisdom from TheThomason, August 17, 2018 at 12:58PM

Yes the ACME Corporation made terrible products, but their shipping was incredible. Wile E. Coyote just got stuff sent to "wherever I am in the desert."

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) August 17, 2018

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August 17, 2018 at 12:58PM

Twisdom from itsjamesherring, August 17, 2018 at 04:58AM

A street artist has been improving Facebook billboards across London.

h/t @protestencil pic.twitter.com/rqsH9An3V2

— James Herring (@itsjamesherring) August 17, 2018

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August 17, 2018 at 04:58AM

Twisdom from MildlyAmused, August 18, 2018 at 11:27AM

I dunno, maybe our baseline for making the world a better place should be "Let's make it so anyone* could time travel to this period and feel safe."
*No Nazis

— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) August 18, 2018

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August 18, 2018 at 11:27AM

Twisdom from jodiecongirl, August 17, 2018 at 09:58PM

this needs to be a case in every experimental design course...yeah, you, sitting there like your intervention isn't completely transparent https://t.co/GTWhpgDvXZ

— Jodi Beggs (@jodiecongirl) August 18, 2018

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August 17, 2018 at 09:58PM

Twisdom from LawDogStrikes, August 16, 2018 at 02:26PM

RPG thoughts:

Your typical campaign seems akin to a television show. It goes on, sometimes with varying quality.

Short Campaigns are more like miniseries. They have a planned resolution.

Oneshots are the movies. And allow for bigger actions and consequences.

All are good.

— Law Dog: RPG Historian (@LawDogStrikes) August 16, 2018

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August 16, 2018 at 02:26PM

Twisdom from DelilahSDawson, August 16, 2018 at 05:59PM

Random writing advice: If you're building a cast of characters and you think of one as 'the normal one', that's an incomplete character. A cardboard cut-out. A blank space. They're not real unless they're multidimensional and distinct, with their own flaws and strengths.

— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) August 16, 2018

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August 16, 2018 at 05:59PM

Twisdom from nblr, August 17, 2018 at 08:03AM

Best explanation of Bitcoin so far:https://t.co/y7fKJHMftK

— 𝚗𝚒𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚛 (@nblr) August 17, 2018

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August 17, 2018 at 08:03AM

Twisdom from 502eire, August 16, 2018 at 10:40AM

Social media is toxic because society is toxic and no new alternative to Twitter is gonna change that

— Dawn (@502eire) August 16, 2018

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August 16, 2018 at 10:40AM

Twisdom from fc2nshow, August 16, 2018 at 06:29AM

Your periodic reminder that people erroneously believe that the world is much more dangerous than it actually is. Where do they obtain this false image? pic.twitter.com/1SwCnkbMWy

— From Classroom to Newsroom (@fc2nshow) August 16, 2018

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August 16, 2018 at 06:29AM

Twisdom from ChuckWendig, August 14, 2018 at 08:34AM

TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have a cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 14, 2018

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August 14, 2018 at 08:34AM

Twisdom from DelilahSDawson, August 14, 2018 at 01:31PM

One of the hardest part of being a pro writer is rarely discussed: how the timing works against your mental health. In many cases, the deal comes first, and you get giddy celebration and attention. When it's time for the hard work, you toil away alone. The high precedes the work.

— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) August 14, 2018

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August 14, 2018 at 01:31PM

Twisdom from sblackmoore, August 13, 2018 at 12:56PM

Gemini: Today you will gain strength from a six-demon bag filled with wind, fire, all that kind of thing.

— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 13, 2018

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August 13, 2018 at 12:56PM

Twisdom from jasonlatour, August 12, 2018 at 10:47AM

That said, 10 years ago when I started drawing for hire I made some rules that I’ve stuck to with varying degrees of success:

1. Sleep when you're tired.

2. Any exercise is better than none.

3. Eat healthier when you’re stressed.

4. Sometimes pants.

— Jason Latour (@jasonlatour) August 12, 2018

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August 12, 2018 at 10:47AM

Twisdom from ganeeyahh, August 11, 2018 at 05:53PM

I saw this post on tumblr that said “self care is creating a life you dont routinely have to escape from” and I can’t stop thinking about it

— G ✨🇳🇬 (@ganeeyahh) August 11, 2018

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August 11, 2018 at 05:53PM

Twisdom from ChuckWendig, August 13, 2018 at 09:07AM

The best replacement for Twitter would be, essentially a rip-off redesign of Twitter with more hands-on curation from a staff of customer service safety people instead of the arbitrary algorithmic Nazi-hole this place occasionally is. https://t.co/Zzm0Nc8Rsa

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 13, 2018

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August 13, 2018 at 09:07AM

Twisdom from TheMrMilan, August 12, 2018 at 09:04PM

It's trickery. Don't get all inspired because the racists were outnumbered at the rally. The racist we need to worry about are the ones that didn't go because they have to work in the morning at public schools, hospitals, courtrooms, congress and banks.

— Tiq (@TheMrMilan) August 13, 2018

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August 12, 2018 at 09:04PM

Twisdom from meagantrott, August 11, 2018 at 08:19PM

It's weird that ppl interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as "Don't trust strangers" when really it's "Always pay freelancers"

— Meagan (@meagantrott) August 12, 2018

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August 11, 2018 at 08:19PM

Twisdom from Ryanfc706, August 10, 2018 at 11:33AM

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

— Johnny Crash (@Ryanfc706) August 10, 2018

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August 10, 2018 at 11:33AM

Twisdom from clairewillett, August 11, 2018 at 07:27PM

so twitter is literally afraid of twitter https://t.co/fhdjxFsQ0o

— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) August 11, 2018

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August 11, 2018 at 07:27PM

Twisdom from scottlynch78, August 12, 2018 at 03:36PM

I just found out about this bit of Tony Bourdain fanfic. It's called "NO RESERVATIONS: NARNIA," and it's fucking fantastic. https://t.co/I2GVDcNkRG https://t.co/upz6tHqiJL

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) August 12, 2018

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August 12, 2018 at 03:36PM

Twisdom from emrazz, August 11, 2018 at 03:07PM

There is no greater determination or viciousness than that of a man who’s been embarrassed by a woman.

— feminist next door (@emrazz) August 11, 2018

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August 11, 2018 at 03:07PM

Twisdom from AlanRevering, August 10, 2018 at 05:43PM

Etymology: "debate" comes from words meaning "to beat down."

"Converse" from words meaning "to turn toward," or even "to take a turn with" i.e. dance with.

— Alan Revering (@AlanRevering) August 10, 2018

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August 10, 2018 at 05:43PM

Twisdom from mikeduncan, August 10, 2018 at 12:03PM

Apropos of absolutely no contrived controversies here on Twitter dot com, over the last few years I've been coming to the conclusion that we will never advance as a society until we disabuse ourselves of the notion that DEBATE is the best way to judge ideas and refine knowledge.

— Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) August 10, 2018

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August 10, 2018 at 12:03PM

Twisdom from WendyMolyneux, August 10, 2018 at 12:05AM

If you love a place where you are in total control, nothing ever changes, everyone looks like you and speaks your language, and it’s illegal for anyone to enter no matter how badly they need your help, you don’t love America, you love your house.

— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) August 10, 2018

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August 10, 2018 at 12:05AM

Twisdom from ASmallFiction, August 10, 2018 at 01:35AM

"Nice library. Is one of these a trick book?"

"How so?

"Like you pull it off the shelf and a hidden door opens."

"Oh. Yeah, all of them."

— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) August 10, 2018

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August 10, 2018 at 01:35AM

Twisdom from scalzi, August 09, 2018 at 09:51PM

Remember that "debate me!" is the alt-right weenie way to say "notice me, senpai!"

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 10, 2018

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August 09, 2018 at 09:51PM

Twisdom from rachelheldevans, August 09, 2018 at 08:32PM

Unpopular Opinion (at least on Twitter): Sometimes people say the “wrong” thing in an attempt to connect and there should be grace for that.

— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) August 10, 2018

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August 09, 2018 at 08:32PM

Twisdom from michaeldmoeller, August 09, 2018 at 01:30PM

Subway map of Louisville if every @SUBWAY in Louisville was a subway station. h/t Reddit user: 1map_dude1 pic.twitter.com/Y6nnkmYJD8

— Michael Moeller (@michaeldmoeller) August 9, 2018

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August 09, 2018 at 01:30PM

Twisdom from austinyorski, August 07, 2018 at 01:18PM

HUGE plot hole in reality: every person carries around a device with access to the totality of human knowledge and yet people are constantly wrong about everything.

— Dice Funk (@austinyorski) August 7, 2018

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August 07, 2018 at 01:18PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, August 06, 2018 at 12:52AM

Every character you write should have a motive for what they do. You don't need to explore them all. The audience might never learn them. But YOU need to know.

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 6, 2018

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August 06, 2018 at 12:52AM

Twisdom from KHandozo, August 05, 2018 at 02:51PM

Just realized that since we read serial nineteenth-century novels only as whole books, we are basically bingewatching the nineteenth century.

— a monstruous regiment of women (@KHandozo) August 5, 2018

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August 05, 2018 at 02:51PM

Twisdom from KickSumHunibuns, August 03, 2018 at 11:25AM

{Pixar Meet & Greet}

Buzz Lightyear: I'm a talking toy
Dory: I'm a talking fish
Lightning McQueen: I'm a talking car
Guy from UP: My wife died
Everyone:
Dory: I'm a talking fish

— The Great Stoned Dragon (@KickSumHunibuns) August 3, 2018

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August 03, 2018 at 11:25AM

Twisdom from jameslsutter, August 03, 2018 at 05:59PM

It’s been a rough week, and I’ve been thinking a lot about things I’ve learned as a caregiver/support person to a spouse with a debilitating chronic illness (myalgic encephalomyelitis, in our case). So here’s a thread:

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) August 3, 2018

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August 03, 2018 at 05:59PM

Twisdom from scottlynch78, August 01, 2018 at 02:59PM

Picard, his stabbed heart explained.

Sisko, in the fifties, dreaming.

Khan, his long nap ended.

Honorable mention:

Never give up, never surrender. https://t.co/iN71ocwpsk

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) August 1, 2018

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August 01, 2018 at 02:59PM

Twisdom from nycjayjay, August 01, 2018 at 09:31AM

This wins. pic.twitter.com/M6GGz6JzvB

— Jay Kuo (@nycjayjay) August 1, 2018

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August 01, 2018 at 09:31AM

Twisdom from AltRightDel, July 31, 2018 at 07:27AM

Nazi: "I'm a Nazi & what I want is to hurt minorities"

Anti-fascist: "fuck you, over my dead body"

Centrist: "i can't tell who's worse here"

Classical liberal: "hey anti-fascist, not everyone u disagree with is a Nazi, he's actually an ethnonationalist who supports genocide"

— Scam Harris (@AltRightDel) July 31, 2018

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July 31, 2018 at 07:27AM

Twisdom from Femmefeministe, July 30, 2018 at 08:29AM

How many cis men are friends with women because of the care and support women bring to them (aka- emotional labor) vs their friendships with other men, where they are friends because of common interests or mutual respect? (rhetorical question)

— Lara Witt (@Femmefeministe) July 30, 2018

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July 30, 2018 at 08:29AM

Twisdom from jaygarmon, July 31, 2018 at 05:47PM

Undergrads make popcorn, frustrate warmongers https://t.co/BUdhL6aYIF

— Jay Garmon (@jaygarmon) July 31, 2018

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July 31, 2018 at 05:47PM