Greetings, potential cyber-stalkers! You've reached this page in all likelihood by following a link from one of the various obscure and irresistible outposts I haunt throughout the intarweebs. (That, or Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button just totally hosed you.) Now that you're here, I suppose you want to know just who is this Jay Garmon jerk I've been hearing about?
I, Jared Matthew "Jay" Garmon, am a professional geek. Specifically, I am a writer, husband & father, technology advocate, science fiction nerd, self-professed trivia expert and general Internet addict. Each of these aspects is entertained at different venues around the Web, as listed below.
Technology Advocate: First and foremost, I am the product manager for all patient engagement software at ZirMed, a middle-stage tech startup trying to use SaaS technology to make healthcare cheaper for everyone involved.
I am also one of the (part-time) managing directors of XLerateHealth, a healthcare startup accelerator based here in Louisville. The group of local venture capitalists and economic development officials who founded the project (inexplicably) hand-picked me and a trio of others to launch the accelerator in 2013; we'll see how it works out soon enough. That covers the main day-job tech resume.
In my decidedly non-copious spare time, I have somehow conned my way into membership on -- and, for a brief two-year reign of terror, the Presidency of -- the board of the Louisville Digital Association (formerly the Social Media Club of Louisville), a non-profit group that advocates for technology startups and tech professionals in the Louisville region. Mostly, we have nerd get-togethers and try to jumpstart the next billion-dollar techno-IPO. For reasons defying comprehension, my fellow LDA board members assumed I'd be good at that sort of thing and placed me in a highly overstated leadership role.
I speak regularly on social media and emerging technologies at both LDA meetings and to external organizations and, as a guest instructor, helped inaugurate a Social Media marketing curriculum at the University of Louisville.
Writer: This post is hosted on Jay Garmon [dot] Net (formerly known as The Written Weird), which is my personal blog where I prattle on about whatever topics interest me with very irregular frequency. You can also find herein copies of my science fiction short stories that I have "trunked," which is a euphemism for "given up on trying to publish." Yes, I have written other sci-fi shorts, exactly one of which has been sold for professional publication (though it did make the Tangent list...barely), and the remainder of which I am shopping to similar ends.
As to the majority of the writing work for which I've been actively paid, look no further than my LinkedIn profile, and you'll see I've made my living in whole or in part by stringing together words for CNET, CBS Interactive, Scholastic Library Publishing, TechTarget and, at present, Backupify. But that's all non-fiction, so it doesn't count.
Husband & Father: Check out my Flickr photo stream, which is almost entirely dedicated to my daughters, wife, family, and friends, in that order, with each respective subject's photo volume descending logarithmically. I also have the requisite Facebook page, but -- fair warning -- I won't be joining your Zimbio quizzes or Bitstrip memes. I'm there to stay connected, not stay abreast of your newest herd members in Farmville.
Science Fiction Nerd: I am the originator of and prime contributor to The Geekend, a (currently on hiatus) nerd culture blog at TechRepublic, a Web community for IT professionals run by CBS Interactive. Predating the Geekend is Geek Trivia, a weekly (ahem) geek trivia column that I wrote for most of the last decade. Both the Geekend and Geek Trivia have been cited by sources as diverse as author John Scalzi to the editors of Wikipedia.
I am an also an extremely irregular contributor to the Hugo-winning SF Signal blog -- usually their also Hugo-nominated podcasts -- where I perform a barely passable impression of an expert in sci-fi media and fandom. I also help run a local science fiction convention should you be overcome with an urge to annually accost me.
Self-Professed Trivia Expert: As an adjunct to Geek Trivia, the kind and talented hosts of the TechTalk radio show on WRLR 98.3 FM in Chicago have me on as a regular guest. There I snark about movies, science fiction, technology, current events and ... eventually ... provide a geek trivia question each week. If you're game for a listen, you can tune in each Saturday at 11:00 am Eastern or just download the podcast via iTunes. I usually show up about ten minutes into the show and they hang up on me less than fifteen minutes later, so plan your listening accordingly.
I also occasionally wrote the Truly Trivial column here at JayGarmon.Net, wherein I threw a few hundred words at an obscure factoid that very possibly only I find fascinating. Inexplicably, other people were entertained by this.
General Internet Addict: Perhaps the most holistic view of my life as the Prince of Dorkness can be divined from my Twitter stream, which is riddled hourly with links that catch my interest. (I sometimes post my own thoughts there, as well, but for the sake of decency I keep those to a minimum.) Mostly out of a sense of obligation to the purveyors of Gmail, I maintain a largely neglected Google Plus profile. Finally, for you economic determinists who really want the inside scoop on my consumerist self -- or are looking for the perfect way to bribe me -- there's always my Amazon Wishlist.
In the unlikely event you would like to retain my services as a consultant, writer, speaker, radio guest, conference/convention panelist, or one-shot dungeon master, you can reach me at jay [at] jaygarmon [dot] net. Depending on the job, I can be be had for very free or very not. Pitch me, and we'll talk.