CPAC is Comic-Con for people who’ve been muted by their entire family on Facebook— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 26, 2021
via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheDweck
February 26, 2021 at 03:55PM
maybe everyone around you isn’t incompetent maybe you’re just a bad communicator 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️— Dawn (@502eire) February 26, 2021
Tip for folks who get the "work for free for us because we're a non-profit" line. To sort through it, look up their IRS "990" which lists executive salaries. I've had NGOs that pay their executives high six & seven(!) figures tell me they don't pay because they're a "non-profit."— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) February 22, 2021
Stop everything for 26 seconds and watch this.— James Holland (@James7Holland) February 19, 2021
Footage, with sound (!) from the surface of another planet.
Just incredible. pic.twitter.com/sEjKcuOJeZ
got online for two minutes, read something that hurt my feelings, achieved nothing: a perfect system.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 19, 2021
I will never miss a chance to bring up that there are photos of the surface of Venus, taken by the Russians in the two hours before the lander freaking melted pic.twitter.com/s50svZfbgc— Barry Petchesky (@barry) February 18, 2021
Being a Republican senator is the same job as NFL commissioner. You can have a 12% approval rating but if you keep 30 rich dudes happy you will make millions and absolutely cannot be fired— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) February 18, 2021
If I got to create a @StarTrek show:— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) February 18, 2021
One of the bridge crew would be an alien from the episode "DARMOK", and he could only speak in Star Trek episode metaphors.
"Kirk, with the Iotians, teaching Fizbin."
"Geordie when he soured the milk."
"Tuvix his pleas ignored."
I'm going to be really honest with you. No, I haven't heard that podcast, and I'm almost certainly not going to start listening to it even though I appreciate you telling me about it.— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) February 12, 2021
Companies that stay remote post covid would benefit greatly if they focused on hiring people who embrace reading and especially writing.— Jason Evanish (@Evanish) February 12, 2021
TFW you're on your third captcha attempt wondering if a motorcycle is a bike and you think "Maybe I am a robot?"— Slater Victoroff (@sl8rv) February 10, 2021
All the talk about ex-Presidents being "private citizens" aside, that's absolutely not how they are treated by Government.— Absurdistwords (@absurdistwords) February 9, 2021
Ex-Presidents are entitled to:
$219,000 a year for life ($20k for spouses)
Lifetime Secret Service detail
A permanent staff...
"Are you sure you want to do that?"— Lizard (@LizardSF) February 9, 2021
"What is your marching order?"
"Who is standing near the door?"
"Does anyone have a Perception over N?"
"Does anyone have a Will save over N?"
"You don't *detect* any traps..."
"Just wondering, any plans for a backup character?"
Instead of top people in tech, a legit good show would be to interview mid level managers and individual contributors at tech companies because they are the ones that really know how to do shit. https://t.co/AD2DVJHIDK— Rob May (@robmay) February 6, 2021
Fun fact: "Throwing money at the problem" is, indeed, a solution when the problem itself stems from underfunding.— Aidan Smith (@aidan_smx) February 4, 2021