Twisdom from TheDweck, February 26, 2021 at 03:55PM

CPAC is Comic-Con for people who’ve been muted by their entire family on Facebook

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 26, 2021

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February 26, 2021 at 03:55PM

Twisdom from 502eire, February 26, 2021 at 03:02PM

maybe everyone around you isn’t incompetent maybe you’re just a bad communicator 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

— Dawn (@502eire) February 26, 2021

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February 26, 2021 at 03:02PM

Twisdom from MattFnWallace, February 26, 2021 at 01:58PM

Where were you when @ryandroyd created the single greatest chain of replies in THE WHOLE OF TWITTER HISTORY??? pic.twitter.com/NzrkUyJmVM

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) February 26, 2021

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February 26, 2021 at 01:58PM

Twisdom from zeynep, February 22, 2021 at 01:33PM

Tip for folks who get the "work for free for us because we're a non-profit" line. To sort through it, look up their IRS "990" which lists executive salaries. I've had NGOs that pay their executives high six & seven(!) figures tell me they don't pay because they're a "non-profit."

— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) February 22, 2021

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February 22, 2021 at 01:33PM

Twisdom from James7Holland, February 19, 2021 at 12:21PM

Stop everything for 26 seconds and watch this.

Footage, with sound (!) from the surface of another planet.

Just incredible. pic.twitter.com/sEjKcuOJeZ

— James Holland (@James7Holland) February 19, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/James7Holland

February 19, 2021 at 12:21PM

Twisdom from 1followernodad, February 18, 2021 at 10:45PM

got online for two minutes, read something that hurt my feelings, achieved nothing: a perfect system.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 19, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/1followernodad

February 18, 2021 at 10:45PM

Twisdom from barry, February 18, 2021 at 04:53PM

I will never miss a chance to bring up that there are photos of the surface of Venus, taken by the Russians in the two hours before the lander freaking melted pic.twitter.com/s50svZfbgc

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) February 18, 2021

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February 18, 2021 at 04:53PM

Twisdom from actioncookbook, February 18, 2021 at 01:37PM

Being a Republican senator is the same job as NFL commissioner. You can have a 12% approval rating but if you keep 30 rich dudes happy you will make millions and absolutely cannot be fired

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) February 18, 2021

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February 18, 2021 at 01:37PM

Twisdom from DanSlott, February 17, 2021 at 09:27PM

If I got to create a @StarTrek show:
One of the bridge crew would be an alien from the episode "DARMOK", and he could only speak in Star Trek episode metaphors.

"Kirk, with the Iotians, teaching Fizbin."

"Geordie when he soured the milk."

"Tuvix his pleas ignored."

— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) February 18, 2021

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February 17, 2021 at 09:27PM

Twisdom from 1followernodad, January 24, 2021 at 10:02PM

pic.twitter.com/ddo11vlzxT

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 25, 2021

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January 24, 2021 at 10:02PM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, February 12, 2021 at 02:47PM

I'm going to be really honest with you. No, I haven't heard that podcast, and I'm almost certainly not going to start listening to it even though I appreciate you telling me about it.

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) February 12, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

February 12, 2021 at 02:47PM

Twisdom from Evanish, February 12, 2021 at 01:12PM

Companies that stay remote post covid would benefit greatly if they focused on hiring people who embrace reading and especially writing.

— Jason Evanish (@Evanish) February 12, 2021

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February 12, 2021 at 01:12PM

Twisdom from sl8rv, February 10, 2021 at 10:26AM

TFW you're on your third captcha attempt wondering if a motorcycle is a bike and you think "Maybe I am a robot?"

— Slater Victoroff (@sl8rv) February 10, 2021

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February 10, 2021 at 10:26AM

Twisdom from absurdistwords, February 09, 2021 at 04:34PM

All the talk about ex-Presidents being "private citizens" aside, that's absolutely not how they are treated by Government.

Ex-Presidents are entitled to:

$219,000 a year for life ($20k for spouses)

Gov't healthcare

Lifetime Secret Service detail

A permanent staff...

— Absurdistwords (@absurdistwords) February 9, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/absurdistwords

February 09, 2021 at 04:34PM

Twisdom from LizardSF, February 09, 2021 at 10:28AM

"Are you sure you want to do that?"
"What is your marching order?"
"Who is standing near the door?"
"Does anyone have a Perception over N?"
"Does anyone have a Will save over N?"
"You don't *detect* any traps..."
"Just wondering, any plans for a backup character?"

— Lizard (@LizardSF) February 9, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/LizardSF

February 09, 2021 at 10:28AM

Twisdom from robmay, February 06, 2021 at 05:48PM

Instead of top people in tech, a legit good show would be to interview mid level managers and individual contributors at tech companies because they are the ones that really know how to do shit. https://t.co/AD2DVJHIDK

— Rob May (@robmay) February 6, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/robmay

February 06, 2021 at 05:48PM

Twisdom from aidan_smx, February 04, 2021 at 12:30AM

Fun fact: "Throwing money at the problem" is, indeed, a solution when the problem itself stems from underfunding.

— Aidan Smith (@aidan_smx) February 4, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/aidan_smx

February 04, 2021 at 12:30AM

Twisdom from cal_gif, February 02, 2021 at 11:08AM

you either dated people in middle school or you’re funny now

— cal? (@cal_gif) February 2, 2021

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February 02, 2021 at 11:08AM