Twisdom from danozzi, September 28, 2022 at 10:40PM

i got to interview coolio one time and you bet i asked him if he was over his beef with weird al. https://t.co/bVPZ15Qtpg

— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) Sep 29, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/danozzi

September 28, 2022 at 10:40PM

Twisdom from seananmcguire, September 22, 2022 at 10:49AM

A D&D table is four to seven people, all of whom are playing the main character, all of whom are not the main character at all. If it's a good table, they all understand how to share those main character moments.

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) Sep 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/seananmcguire

September 22, 2022 at 10:49AM

Twisdom from 1followernodad, September 22, 2022 at 08:09AM

a lot of men think they’re being horny when they’re actually being creepy

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) Sep 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/1followernodad

September 22, 2022 at 08:09AM

Twisdom from divinetechygirl, August 30, 2022 at 08:52AM

Don’t sleep on LinkedIn. Yes there’s lots of 🗑 but there’s also really great content. For example, here’s a very relatable counter on quiet quitting. I’m certain that almost every Black woman & WOC can relate to this. https://t.co/2fs6kvILRF

— C:\hristina (@divinetechygirl) Aug 30, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/divinetechygirl

August 30, 2022 at 08:52AM

Twisdom from JohnBarnesSF, August 27, 2022 at 01:19PM

@ohJuliatweets @dennisbhooper Powell’s Law: (he was talking about Churchill and De Gaulle, but cases abound in all fields and ages): “Nothing cements a powerful but frequently wrong mind in its error like having been right, once, when almost no one else was.”

— John Barnes, probably not the one you thought (@JohnBarnesSF) Aug 27, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JohnBarnesSF

August 27, 2022 at 01:19PM

Twisdom from timescanner, August 16, 2022 at 02:24AM

Be a Kermit the Frog. Have a creative vision and no ego. Recognize the unique talents of those around you. Attract weirdos. Manage chaos. Show kindness. Be sincere.

— T I M E S C A N N E R (@timescanner) Aug 16, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/timescanner

August 16, 2022 at 02:24AM

Twisdom from Todd_Spence, August 10, 2022 at 07:04PM

Macho Man had an incredible answer when asked "Have you ever cried?" https://t.co/A969i2aHAR

— SPENCE, TODD (@Todd_Spence) Aug 10, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Todd_Spence

August 10, 2022 at 07:04PM

Twisdom from roto_tudor, August 09, 2022 at 06:02PM

@502eire Anyone who has spent any time in an ER will tell you that men are absolutely the weaker sex

— Shovels and Nope (@roto_tudor) Aug 9, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/roto_tudor

August 09, 2022 at 06:02PM

Twisdom from opinonhaver, August 08, 2022 at 11:31PM

The reason republicans get so incredibly huffy when any of the tools of law enforcement are ever turned upon them is they think “criminals” as an inherent class of people (who they of course could never be part of) rather than a descriptor for someone who commits illegal acts.

— William B. Fuckley (@opinonhaver) Aug 9, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/opinonhaver

August 08, 2022 at 11:31PM

Twisdom from oliviakrauth, August 08, 2022 at 07:05PM

your "hot" takes aren't hot if the topic is addressed in the article you clearly didn't read! take note!

— Olivia Krauth (@oliviakrauth) Aug 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/oliviakrauth

August 08, 2022 at 07:05PM

Twisdom from 502eire, August 08, 2022 at 06:29PM

the warm comfort of knowing that I’m not ✨a burden✨ https://t.co/ogjUGstGEK

— 502eire (@502eire) Aug 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/502eire

August 08, 2022 at 06:29PM

Twisdom from IntoTheShitter, August 05, 2022 at 02:04AM

West Texas storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime, fantastic shot of a mature supercell thunderstorm, illuminated at varying heights from the setting sun. https://t.co/MxHsoG7g9N

— Counts My CannaBlessings⁴²⁰🆓️ (@IntoTheShitter) Aug 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/IntoTheShitter

August 05, 2022 at 02:04AM

Twisdom from davidowenauthor, August 04, 2022 at 05:19PM

Today I asked a 10-year-old girl if she wanted to be a writer. She answered: "I want to do the thinking part but not the writing part." So she's already a writer.

— David Owen (@davidowenauthor) Aug 4, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/davidowenauthor

August 04, 2022 at 05:19PM

Twisdom from GreyDeLisle, August 04, 2022 at 02:58PM

My daughter just requested “Son of a Creature Man” by Dusty Springfield and I’m never fixing it.

— Grey DeLisle (@GreyDeLisle) Aug 4, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/GreyDeLisle

August 04, 2022 at 02:58PM

Twisdom from AudreLawdAMercy, August 03, 2022 at 09:51AM

Originalism is astrology for people who feel bullied by the Civil Rights Movement

— Barred and Boujee (@AudreLawdAMercy) Aug 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/AudreLawdAMercy

August 03, 2022 at 09:51AM

Twisdom from chunkbardey, July 28, 2022 at 01:08AM

giving yourself skulking time can be soooo healing

— charlie (@chunkbardey) Jul 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/chunkbardey

July 28, 2022 at 01:08AM

Twisdom from textfiles, July 25, 2022 at 08:03PM

https://t.co/89dUqmnwCO

— Jason Scott (@textfiles) Jul 26, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/textfiles

July 25, 2022 at 08:03PM

Twisdom from NGrossman81, July 20, 2022 at 10:23PM

The sci-fi writer who coined the term “cyberspace” asking a question about relatively recent slang and getting the answer from the writer who coined Godwin’s Law is good Twitter. https://t.co/NyeL4xxr0h

— Nicholas Grossman (@NGrossman81) Jul 21, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/NGrossman81

July 20, 2022 at 10:23PM

Twisdom from LouisatheLast, July 20, 2022 at 11:54AM

Tolkien had his strengths and weaknesses as a writer but my god I don’t think anyone else has described burnout quite as well as “like butter scraped over too much bread”

— Louisa 🌈👭 (@LouisatheLast) Jul 20, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/LouisatheLast

July 20, 2022 at 11:54AM

Twisdom from Bhmllr, July 18, 2022 at 03:32PM

Every museum website has three tabs: Explore, Discover, and Visit. The contents of these are completely random.

— Ben Miller (@Bhmllr) Jul 18, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Bhmllr

July 18, 2022 at 03:32PM

Twisdom from AndreaRaeLAc, July 08, 2022 at 05:19PM

No one: Not a single Trekkie: My husband: you see Kirk likes to bend the rules, but Pike wines and dines the rules until they see his point of view… Me: so…Pike seduces the rules https://t.co/pimhoaBBic

— 🌛❤️‍🔥Andrea Rae ❤️‍🔥🌜 (@AndreaRaeLAc) Jul 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/AndreaRaeLAc

July 08, 2022 at 05:19PM

Twisdom from markpopham, July 05, 2022 at 07:34PM

its so bleakly funny every time they're like "the shooter was able to obtain his gun legally" of course he did babe! we dont have any laws that would prevent him buying the fucking gun! he's not going to buy it illegally just for fun!!!

— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) Jul 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/markpopham

July 05, 2022 at 07:34PM

Twisdom from 502eire, July 05, 2022 at 07:16PM

friends, if you don’t like a paywall you can simply wait 6 hours for a free site to lift their reporting and not tell a working journalist you hope they starve

— 502eire (@502eire) Jul 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/502eire

July 05, 2022 at 07:16PM

Twisdom from MikeOkuda, July 04, 2022 at 12:51AM

The goal of trolls and sock puppets is to waste your time and energy, even as they use your responses to spread their chaos. I ain’t falling for it, and neither should you. Report, block, and move on.

— Michael Okuda (@MikeOkuda) Jul 4, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MikeOkuda

July 04, 2022 at 12:51AM

Twisdom from GBBranstetter, July 03, 2022 at 09:52AM

You are 14 times more likely to die during birth than during an abortion and the leading cause of death during pregnancy is murder. Abortion bans actually erase women. Not symbolically, not linguistically--they remove women from the planet.

— Gillian Branstetter (@GBBranstetter) Jul 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/GBBranstetter

July 03, 2022 at 09:52AM

Twisdom from 502eire, July 02, 2022 at 03:35PM

a pretty good rule of thumb is anyone who has a politician in their bio or header image that they’re not a paid staffer for is not someone you’re going to have a reasonable conversation with

— 502eire (@502eire) Jul 2, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/502eire

July 02, 2022 at 03:35PM

Twisdom from PainBurel, July 01, 2022 at 10:33PM

Sometimes it’s not you, it’s them 🙄😂😭 #academia https://t.co/IKtqf0P3Hr

— Burel Goodin (@PainBurel) Jul 2, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PainBurel

July 01, 2022 at 10:33PM

Twisdom from BobbyBigWheel, June 29, 2022 at 06:25PM

A lot of people who’ve lost elections blame Twitter because it’s where the people who make fun of them are

— Aaron (@BobbyBigWheel) Jun 29, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel

June 29, 2022 at 06:25PM

Twisdom from writergeekrhw, June 28, 2022 at 02:54PM

One of the messages of #DS9 is that the Federation's idyllic future came from hard work and sacrifice after some very dark times, and that maintaining paradise requires continuous effort, but that #StarTrek's progressive, humanist future is worth fighting for. Send Tweet.

— Robert Hewitt Wolfe (@writergeekrhw) Jun 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/writergeekrhw

June 28, 2022 at 02:54PM

Twisdom from JessicaValenti, June 28, 2022 at 12:10PM

Split this into two videos because it’s too long for Twitter, but this is an excellent explanation (from a doc) of why “health & life” exceptions are bullshit https://t.co/ygCyKO0cK4

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) Jun 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti

June 28, 2022 at 12:10PM

Twisdom from IrishRugbyFan13, June 28, 2022 at 01:50AM

@dh4onethingonly "If there is a god, he must ask me forgiveness" Scrawled on the walls of a Nazi concentration camp cell Now, I'm not Jewish, but I think you get the idea.

— Áileen 🇮🇪 McMurray (@IrishRugbyFan13) Jun 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/IrishRugbyFan13

June 28, 2022 at 01:50AM

Twisdom from Lucyddreams, June 27, 2022 at 06:53AM

Taika being too real about writing here 🥲 https://t.co/YGXiynin5E

— Lucy 🏴‍☠️🔪❤️ (@Lucyddreams) Jun 27, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Lucyddreams

June 27, 2022 at 06:53AM

Twisdom from AndreaRaeLAc, June 26, 2022 at 11:51AM

"I don't like to talk about politics" Just say you don't want to talk about important things because politics is a foundational component of society that permeates every aspect of our lives

— 🌛🌕🌜Andrea Rae🌛🌕🌜 (@AndreaRaeLAc) Jun 26, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/AndreaRaeLAc

June 26, 2022 at 11:51AM

Twisdom from acechhh, June 25, 2022 at 11:32PM

i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults

— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) Jun 26, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/acechhh

June 25, 2022 at 11:32PM

Twisdom from MarkEnnis, June 25, 2022 at 07:20PM

NFL owners getting called before Congress for sexual harassment, sued for denying decades-long paternity, guaranteeing contracts for guys with five dozen sexual harassment accusers, sued for not hiring minorities, and sued for throwing games. Good crew you got there, @NFL.

— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) Jun 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MarkEnnis

June 25, 2022 at 07:20PM

Twisdom from aprilcore, June 25, 2022 at 09:46AM

59% of abortions are obtained by women who have given birth to at least one child already, according to Guttmacher Institute https://t.co/cJiNJKFkgD

— April Corbin Girnus (@aprilcore) Jun 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/aprilcore

June 25, 2022 at 09:46AM

Twisdom from TrotTaBoston, June 19, 2022 at 10:30PM

@njhochman If you change your sociopolitical beliefs because people annoy you then you don't actually have sociopolitical beliefs. You have anger toward people and you're using politics as an excuse to be against them.

— Jeremy Trot Zeitlin (@TrotTaBoston) Jun 20, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TrotTaBoston

June 19, 2022 at 10:30PM

Twisdom from RikerGoogling, June 17, 2022 at 05:22PM

why don't starships have seat belts

— Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) Jun 17, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RikerGoogling

June 17, 2022 at 05:22PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, June 16, 2022 at 01:40PM

Picard management tip: Obedience never lasts long when it's based solely on punishment.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) Jun 16, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

June 16, 2022 at 01:40PM

Twisdom from TaraEAnderson, June 14, 2022 at 04:50PM

Let me remind you that one of the kindest things you can do for yourself during a heat wave is to put Reese’s Cups in the freezer. Then when you come in from the blazing outdoors, you’ve got yourself a lil treat. ✨

— Tara Anderson (@TaraEAnderson) Jun 14, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TaraEAnderson

June 14, 2022 at 04:50PM

Twisdom from normcharlatan, June 09, 2022 at 09:54PM

@Athens_Grease Someone put it best when they said when you buy a house, you’re essentially buying rent control for 30 years.

— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) Jun 10, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/normcharlatan

June 09, 2022 at 09:54PM

Twisdom from rachsyme, June 08, 2022 at 05:04PM

what they don't tell you about writing is that 99% of the time it is awful and no fun and then 1% of the time you feel absolutely high doing it and it is a total blast and because of that 1% you will never stop even if you have zero idea if you will ever experience it again

— rachel syme (@rachsyme) Jun 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/rachsyme

June 08, 2022 at 05:04PM

Twisdom from ZJAyres, June 08, 2022 at 01:58PM

A hill I will die on: unpaid internships are classist, and whilst you might *think* you are "helping students gain experience" all you are doing is widening the gap between those that can afford to and those that cannot.

— Dr Zoë Ayres (@ZJAyres) Jun 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ZJAyres

June 08, 2022 at 01:58PM

Twisdom from LizardSF, June 08, 2022 at 01:41PM

Mandated security training. Proivded example of a malware email is one claiming you have been given a bonus for your hard work and dedication. (Seriously.) Because the company will *never* do that, and you ought to know better!

— Lizard (@LizardSF) Jun 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/LizardSF

June 08, 2022 at 01:41PM

Twisdom from CoachKozak, June 06, 2022 at 09:56AM

Do “boring” things great. - Follow up when you say you’re going to - Give thoughtful feedback - Show genuine interest in others - Hold yourself accountable - Be a lifelong learner This will separate you from others. Don’t get bored with the basics.

— Joshua Kozak (@CoachKozak) Jun 6, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CoachKozak

June 06, 2022 at 09:56AM

Twisdom from MattFnWallace, June 03, 2022 at 02:00PM

No one tells you this, but as a writer you don't have to aspire to be great. I for one am very comfortably settled in to being an okay writer. Most writers are just okay. That's fine. There is nothing wrong with being the third best cheesesteak place in town. People still go.

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) Jun 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MattFnWallace

June 03, 2022 at 02:00PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, June 02, 2022 at 01:40PM

Picard sanity tip: If there are four lights, say there are four lights.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) Jun 2, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

June 02, 2022 at 01:40PM

Twisdom from RealLyndaCarter, June 01, 2022 at 02:25PM

I didn't write Wonder Woman, but if you want to argue that she is somehow not a queer or trans icon, then you're not paying attention. Every time someone comes up to me and says that WW helped them while they were closeted, it reminds me how special the role is.

— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) Jun 1, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RealLyndaCarter

June 01, 2022 at 02:25PM

Twisdom from kendallybrown, June 01, 2022 at 12:42AM

We live in a country where little girls earn posthumous medals for doing the job grown men outside and in Congress were too cowardly to do. https://t.co/x1kLcaL53z

— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) Jun 1, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/kendallybrown

June 01, 2022 at 12:42AM

Twisdom from MikeOkuda, May 31, 2022 at 01:25PM

“Don’t politicize” always and only means “Don’t hold me responsible.” -Peter Manseau

— Michael Okuda (@MikeOkuda) May 31, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MikeOkuda

May 31, 2022 at 01:25PM

Twisdom from LifeIndiscreet, May 28, 2022 at 12:01PM

This guy here.A Fellow vet said it perfectly. I couldn’t have stated it better. #guncontrol https://t.co/dg3o8RoOgo

— LifeIndiscreet (@LifeIndiscreet) May 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/LifeIndiscreet

May 28, 2022 at 12:01PM

Twisdom from davidmcgeoch9, May 26, 2022 at 06:35AM

What are the levels of geek awesomeness here? @StarTrek @starwars https://t.co/ATWtnkL30Z

— David McGeoch (@davidmcgeoch9) May 26, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/davidmcgeoch9

May 26, 2022 at 06:35AM

Twisdom from TheOrvedahl, May 25, 2022 at 08:05PM

Why do I think gun control could work? Because fuckin grenade control works.

— Andrew O. (@TheOrvedahl) May 26, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOrvedahl

May 25, 2022 at 08:05PM

Twisdom from RachelShukert, May 25, 2022 at 11:01AM

The teachers sacrificed their lives for the kids but the cops wouldn’t. Think about that the next time your city is talking about what to fund.

— Rachel Shukert (@RachelShukert) May 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RachelShukert

May 25, 2022 at 11:01AM

Twisdom from roastmalone_, May 22, 2022 at 02:14PM

why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) May 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/roastmalone_

May 22, 2022 at 02:14PM

Twisdom from bynkii, May 17, 2022 at 04:46PM

The perfect NFT explanation: https://t.co/3Fy6n4XUDu

— John C. Welch (@bynkii) May 17, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/bynkii

May 17, 2022 at 04:46PM

Twisdom from Pandamoanimum, May 17, 2022 at 06:04AM

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune. https://t.co/ldfjmm5JoQ

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 17, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Pandamoanimum

May 17, 2022 at 06:04AM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, May 16, 2022 at 09:57AM

Fear of becoming a minority is fueled partially by the assumption that it is natural and inevitable that minorities are treated poorly by majorities. This assumption of course grows from the poor treatment of minorities in America, but it is neither natural nor inevitable.

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) May 16, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

May 16, 2022 at 09:57AM

Twisdom from The_Law_Boy, May 09, 2022 at 02:03PM

when discussing the propriety of protesting outside of supreme court justices' homes, it's important to remember that in the 90s the court held that protesting outside of the homes of **abortion clinic employees** is protected by the first amendment

— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) May 9, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy

May 09, 2022 at 02:03PM

Twisdom from RSwirling, May 09, 2022 at 12:06AM

A protest march that the people in power approve of is just a parade.

— Robyn Swirling (@RSwirling) May 9, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RSwirling

May 09, 2022 at 12:06AM

Twisdom from thejstoobs, May 08, 2022 at 10:46AM

Hard truth? Being involved in fandom makes me enjoy being a fan less. Fandom fixates on the least important things & forms hostile factions around the ‘sides’ of the arbitrary criticisms. You’re mad the NAME of the film didn’t exactly describe the plot? This is why we’re mocked

— jstoobs (@thejstoobs) May 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/thejstoobs

May 08, 2022 at 10:46AM

Twisdom from OhNoSheTwitnt, May 05, 2022 at 08:20AM

“Ban abortion, ban trans people, ban words, ban kneeling during the national anthem, ban books, ban masks, ban vaccine mandates, ban history, ban science, ban math, ban cartoons… TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!” What about guns? “Banning guns won’t solve anything.”

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt

May 05, 2022 at 08:20AM

Twisdom from morninggloria, May 03, 2022 at 11:15AM

Eliminating abortion rights in a country with no federally guaranteed parental leave, shrinking birth control access, no universal health care, no subsidized child care, and a teacher and caregiver shortage. This place goes out of its way to be cruel to women at every turn.

— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) May 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/morninggloria

May 03, 2022 at 11:15AM

Twisdom from nickwestes, May 02, 2022 at 10:37PM

At this point, Congress is just an arms dealer. No education. No access to healthcare. No housing. No clean drinking water. But we’ll finance your war.

— Nick Estes (@nickwestes) May 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nickwestes

May 02, 2022 at 10:37PM

Twisdom from TheOnion, April 21, 2022 at 11:53AM

The Onion has been banned on Twitter, follow us on Twitter for more updates.

— The Onion (@TheOnion) Apr 21, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

April 21, 2022 at 11:53AM

Twisdom from nolliepops, April 12, 2022 at 11:55AM

It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

— Nathalie Kernot (@nolliepops) Apr 12, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nolliepops

April 12, 2022 at 11:55AM

Twisdom from gracejarvisohno, April 13, 2022 at 01:52AM

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is https://t.co/DWZhPYw8A4

— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) Apr 13, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/gracejarvisohno

April 13, 2022 at 01:52AM

Twisdom from JamesSACorey, April 12, 2022 at 05:06PM

Baloney. "Woke" is being used as a scare word that means whatever the right wing talking heads claim it means that day. Mostly it seems to mean "they came for my bigotry and yours is next!!!" https://t.co/GgiEjGMVBm

— James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey) Apr 12, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey

April 12, 2022 at 05:06PM

Twisdom from SarahKapit, April 05, 2022 at 05:17PM

Something I've learned as a children's author: Some parents really, really do not like the idea of their children developing lives that they cannot control.

— Sarah Kapit (@SarahKapit) Apr 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SarahKapit

April 05, 2022 at 05:17PM

Twisdom from jake_bittle, March 28, 2022 at 10:10AM

Twitter should stop everyone from tweeting during high-volume cultural moments in the same way that a stock exchange suspends trading

— Jake Bittle (@jake_bittle) Mar 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jake_bittle

March 28, 2022 at 10:10AM

Twisdom from hacks4pancakes, March 25, 2022 at 11:07AM

Hear me out, but next time we have conference wristbands they should change color when soaked, so we also know who actually showered.

— Lesley Carhart (@hacks4pancakes) Mar 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes

March 25, 2022 at 11:07AM

Twisdom from adribbleofink, March 25, 2022 at 10:24AM

Judge people not by their words, but by the international dictators who rush to their defence.

— Aidan Moher (@adribbleofink) Mar 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/adribbleofink

March 25, 2022 at 10:24AM

Twisdom from CoachKozak, March 22, 2022 at 10:22AM

Instagram teaches health is achieved by - 30-day challenges - Elimination diets - Motivational quotes - Insane exercises What actually works - Lifestyle mindset > Temporary fix - Balance your nutrition and energy output - Get sleep - Drink Water - Exercises you enjoy

— Joshua Kozak (@CoachKozak) Mar 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CoachKozak

March 22, 2022 at 10:22AM

Twisdom from SergioRocks, March 22, 2022 at 08:38AM

@joshelman Employees who are a great fit at Seed stage, might not be such a great fit at Series B. That's actually ok. It will be a very different company by then. Reid Hoffman has the analogy with Pioneers, Settlers and Town Planners. Which is very accurate.

— Sergio Pereira 🚀 (@SergioRocks) Mar 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SergioRocks

March 22, 2022 at 08:38AM

Twisdom from anidifranco, March 10, 2022 at 10:29PM

thank you! finally. my work is done here. https://t.co/ks8hhBi44y

— ani difranco (@anidifranco) Mar 11, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/anidifranco

March 10, 2022 at 10:29PM

Twisdom from TalkThirty, February 18, 2022 at 09:35PM

Before you DM a stranger to tell them you disagree with them, please ask yourself why the fuck they would care.

— TalkThirtyToMe™ (@TalkThirty) Feb 19, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TalkThirty

February 18, 2022 at 09:35PM

Twisdom from itzkovitzing, March 07, 2022 at 08:04AM

"I am being censored." How? "I tried to argue X" They didn't let you? "No, they did." So did they punish you after? "No, they didn't." How are you being censored? "I could just feel in the room that some people thought I was wrong."

— Radical Gorbacentrist 🇺🇦 (@itzkovitzing) Mar 7, 2022

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March 07, 2022 at 08:04AM

Twisdom from EpiEllie, March 07, 2022 at 09:57AM

I saw someone say that much of what we see as scary about polio is actually “long polio” & tbh that’s pretty true. I think the “long” framing makes it clear long COVID isn’t unprecedented & that we need to face up to it. What other long infectious diseases are there? A list*

— Dr Ellie Murray, ScD 🇨🇦 (@EpiEllie) Mar 7, 2022

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March 07, 2022 at 09:57AM

Twisdom from BadSocialism, March 07, 2022 at 11:55AM

Tapping the "Star Trek is about a society striving for Utopia, not a utopian society" sign once again

— Captain Cipriani Hate Account (@BadSocialism) Mar 7, 2022

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March 07, 2022 at 11:55AM

Twisdom from physicsJ, February 24, 2022 at 12:57AM

“Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot” — Carl Sagan https://t.co/F90ee92HNu

— Dr. James O'Donoghue (@physicsJ) Feb 24, 2022

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February 24, 2022 at 12:57AM

Twisdom from UrsulaV, February 24, 2022 at 01:39PM

O best beloved, if you are doomscrolling Twitter today, ask yourself if there is anything you can personally do. If there is, do it. If there isn’t, remember that anxiety is not activism. Your misery does not improve the world a single iota.

— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) Feb 24, 2022

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February 24, 2022 at 01:39PM

Twisdom from EricMennel, February 21, 2022 at 01:08AM

You can tell millennials are editors now because there are no more avocado toast stories, and a lot more “we’re all fucked and can’t afford anything” stories.

— Eric Mennel (@EricMennel) Feb 21, 2022

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February 21, 2022 at 01:08AM

Twisdom from DanSlott, February 15, 2022 at 07:41PM

If you ever think that it's that ONE more thing that will finally make you happy... ...it is NEVER that actual one more thing.

— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) Feb 16, 2022

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February 15, 2022 at 07:41PM

Twisdom from matttomic, February 07, 2022 at 09:15AM

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked https://t.co/NS4LDxwxxl

— ℳatt (@matttomic) Feb 7, 2022

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February 07, 2022 at 09:15AM

Twisdom from amateuradam, February 06, 2022 at 01:36PM

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6 https://t.co/y1RspNRUzy

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) Feb 6, 2022

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February 06, 2022 at 01:36PM

Twisdom from Keith_Wynne, February 07, 2022 at 09:10AM

The whole point of a pressure campaign is to force the idea that if you don’t participate or pledge fealty to the idea, you’re a hater or that you have some sort of problem with the person/thing. Hope y’all don’t fall into that trap again.

— Keith Wynne (@Keith_Wynne) Feb 7, 2022

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February 07, 2022 at 09:10AM

Twisdom from PallaviGunalan, February 06, 2022 at 11:14AM

comedians will be like “it’s our job to say things that make people uncomfortable” and then can’t even tell their racist friend to shut the fuck up

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) Feb 6, 2022

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February 06, 2022 at 11:14AM

Twisdom from TessaDuvall, February 02, 2022 at 10:23AM

✨ Access journalism is not really journalism ✨

— Tessa Duvall (@TessaDuvall) Feb 2, 2022

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February 02, 2022 at 10:23AM

Twisdom from LeBatardShow, February 02, 2022 at 08:33PM

“White people.” - @bomani_jones Full Interview Now Available #Youtube ➡️ https://t.co/V5cmCV2EsN ➡️ https://t.co/2MdaM3y5jA https://t.co/YA46MIgfSF

— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) Feb 3, 2022

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February 02, 2022 at 08:33PM

Twisdom from DrRickyLJones, January 31, 2022 at 09:57AM

You degrade their profession. You disregard their mighty contributions to your children and society. You pay them beans. You tamper with their tenure and pensions. You try to censor them. You generally disrespect them. And you wonder why you now have a shortage of teachers? SMDH!

— Ricky L. Jones (@DrRickyLJones) Jan 31, 2022

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January 31, 2022 at 09:57AM

Twisdom from latestinspace, January 28, 2022 at 11:14AM

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, captured by the Cassini space probe via NASA-JPL’s @kevinmgill https://t.co/5BzKTsxlLl

— Latest in space (@latestinspace) Jan 28, 2022

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January 28, 2022 at 11:14AM

Twisdom from ericcrawford, January 27, 2022 at 01:11PM

Not to trivialize serious issues. But think about this: From the date of the crime to acquittal, the OJ Simpson trial took 465 days. Date of indictment to conviction, Adidas executives 425 days. Louisville's NCAA case since that day is at 1,584 days. The process is the penalty.

— Eric Crawford (@ericcrawford) Jan 27, 2022

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January 27, 2022 at 01:11PM

Twisdom from 502eire, January 27, 2022 at 07:51AM

I’m trying to figure out the logic of people who want to compare everything to the Holocaust while also banning books about the Holocaust and all I can come up with is they don’t want you to realize how shitty the analogy is

— 502eire (@502eire) Jan 27, 2022

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January 27, 2022 at 07:51AM

Twisdom from spalinabean, January 25, 2022 at 12:33PM

every noom ad is like “we’re NOT a diet. we’re an eating disorder :)”

— big red (@spalinabean) Jan 25, 2022

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January 25, 2022 at 12:33PM

Twisdom from rivbutcher, January 21, 2022 at 12:18PM

I do my best not to subtweet, unlike SOME people I know

— river butcher 🤠 (@rivbutcher) Jan 21, 2022

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January 21, 2022 at 12:18PM

Twisdom from JewelStaite, January 23, 2022 at 01:55PM

This is a tired comment and at almost 40, I don’t have time for anything that makes me even more tired. 👋🏻 https://t.co/918z5aZSE9

— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) Jan 23, 2022

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January 23, 2022 at 01:55PM

Twisdom from NowWeAreAllTom, January 18, 2022 at 08:19PM

2000s iTunes: "hey buy this content! It has DRM!" 2010s Bandcamp: "hey buy this DRM-free content!" 2020s N F T marketplaces: "hey buy this content-free DRM!"

— Tom (@NowWeAreAllTom) Jan 19, 2022

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January 18, 2022 at 08:19PM

Twisdom from EricaLG, January 17, 2022 at 06:32PM

The MLK Day thread you need today. https://t.co/9aE5YM3kyg

— Erica L. Green (@EricaLG) Jan 17, 2022

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January 17, 2022 at 06:32PM

Twisdom from BerniceKing, January 14, 2022 at 12:48AM

Please share this quote from my father through #MLKDay2022: “I think the tragedy is that we have a Congress with a Senate that has a minority of misguided senators who will use the filibuster to keep the majority of people from even voting.” @LeaderMcConnell @SenatorSinema https://t.co/uLmHyEqTTU

— Be A King (@BerniceKing) Jan 14, 2022

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January 14, 2022 at 12:48AM

Twisdom from 502eire, January 12, 2022 at 11:06PM

you can drink 84 cups of coffee daily but crack a Diet Coke at 8:30 am and people have opinions

— 502eire (@502eire) Jan 13, 2022

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January 12, 2022 at 11:06PM

Twisdom from DewaynePerkins, December 29, 2021 at 02:52PM

Y’all be full fledge arguing with strangers with no photos and followers on this app. Baby that’s not a person, that’s a ghost with unfinished business. Stop arguing with Casper.

— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) Dec 29, 2021

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December 29, 2021 at 02:52PM

Twisdom from indyfromspace, January 07, 2022 at 10:17AM

Archaeologists: Here's exactly how pandemics have played out in the past w 10 top examples Historians: Here's how the 1919 pandemic played out blow by blow w masks surges deaths Sociologists: Here's how people react to vaccines+ masks w 100 papers Politicians: THIS IS ALL NEW

— Dr. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) Jan 7, 2022

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January 07, 2022 at 10:17AM

Twisdom from the_meghaning, January 05, 2022 at 01:42PM

literally the best "singular they" video ever https://t.co/l9An1YcQQ3

— meghan 🏳️‍🌈 (@the_meghaning) Jan 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/the_meghaning

January 05, 2022 at 01:42PM

Twisdom from fatnudes, January 04, 2022 at 05:53PM

people who call fast food or retail workers "low skill" would absolutely d*e if they had to work a single saturday night 3rd shift at waffle house

— ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (@fatnudes) Jan 4, 2022

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January 04, 2022 at 05:53PM

Twisdom from phillipmbailey, January 03, 2022 at 07:55PM

FYI. Of the 487 police officer "line of duty deaths" counted in 2021... 327 were #COVID19 versus 61 who died by gunfire. That means a cop was 5x more likely to die from the virus than being shot last year. #BlueLivesMatter Per @ODMP: https://t.co/vd9g1zO9U2

— Philmonger (@phillipmbailey) Jan 4, 2022

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January 03, 2022 at 07:55PM

Twisdom from floodums, December 31, 2021 at 12:09PM

They did it. The absolute mad lads. https://t.co/gmXJlZfPRv

— Andrew (@floodums) Dec 31, 2021

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December 31, 2021 at 12:09PM