Twisdom from bynkii, May 17, 2022 at 04:46PM

The perfect NFT explanation: https://t.co/3Fy6n4XUDu

— John C. Welch (@bynkii) May 17, 2022

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May 17, 2022 at 04:46PM

Twisdom from Pandamoanimum, May 17, 2022 at 06:04AM

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune. https://t.co/ldfjmm5JoQ

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 17, 2022

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May 17, 2022 at 06:04AM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, May 16, 2022 at 09:57AM

Fear of becoming a minority is fueled partially by the assumption that it is natural and inevitable that minorities are treated poorly by majorities. This assumption of course grows from the poor treatment of minorities in America, but it is neither natural nor inevitable.

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) May 16, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

May 16, 2022 at 09:57AM

Twisdom from The_Law_Boy, May 09, 2022 at 02:03PM

when discussing the propriety of protesting outside of supreme court justices' homes, it's important to remember that in the 90s the court held that protesting outside of the homes of **abortion clinic employees** is protected by the first amendment

— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) May 9, 2022

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May 09, 2022 at 02:03PM

Twisdom from RSwirling, May 09, 2022 at 12:06AM

A protest march that the people in power approve of is just a parade.

— Robyn Swirling (@RSwirling) May 9, 2022

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May 09, 2022 at 12:06AM

Twisdom from thejstoobs, May 08, 2022 at 10:46AM

Hard truth? Being involved in fandom makes me enjoy being a fan less. Fandom fixates on the least important things & forms hostile factions around the ‘sides’ of the arbitrary criticisms. You’re mad the NAME of the film didn’t exactly describe the plot? This is why we’re mocked

— jstoobs (@thejstoobs) May 8, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/thejstoobs

May 08, 2022 at 10:46AM

Twisdom from OhNoSheTwitnt, May 05, 2022 at 08:20AM

“Ban abortion, ban trans people, ban words, ban kneeling during the national anthem, ban books, ban masks, ban vaccine mandates, ban history, ban science, ban math, ban cartoons… TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!” What about guns? “Banning guns won’t solve anything.”

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt

May 05, 2022 at 08:20AM

Twisdom from morninggloria, May 03, 2022 at 11:15AM

Eliminating abortion rights in a country with no federally guaranteed parental leave, shrinking birth control access, no universal health care, no subsidized child care, and a teacher and caregiver shortage. This place goes out of its way to be cruel to women at every turn.

— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) May 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/morninggloria

May 03, 2022 at 11:15AM

Twisdom from nickwestes, May 02, 2022 at 10:37PM

At this point, Congress is just an arms dealer. No education. No access to healthcare. No housing. No clean drinking water. But we’ll finance your war.

— Nick Estes (@nickwestes) May 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nickwestes

May 02, 2022 at 10:37PM

Twisdom from TheOnion, April 21, 2022 at 11:53AM

The Onion has been banned on Twitter, follow us on Twitter for more updates.

— The Onion (@TheOnion) Apr 21, 2022

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April 21, 2022 at 11:53AM

Twisdom from nolliepops, April 12, 2022 at 11:55AM

It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

— Nathalie Kernot (@nolliepops) Apr 12, 2022

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April 12, 2022 at 11:55AM

Twisdom from gracejarvisohno, April 13, 2022 at 01:52AM

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is https://t.co/DWZhPYw8A4

— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) Apr 13, 2022

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April 13, 2022 at 01:52AM

Twisdom from JamesSACorey, April 12, 2022 at 05:06PM

Baloney. "Woke" is being used as a scare word that means whatever the right wing talking heads claim it means that day. Mostly it seems to mean "they came for my bigotry and yours is next!!!" https://t.co/GgiEjGMVBm

— James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey) Apr 12, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey

April 12, 2022 at 05:06PM

Twisdom from SarahKapit, April 05, 2022 at 05:17PM

Something I've learned as a children's author: Some parents really, really do not like the idea of their children developing lives that they cannot control.

— Sarah Kapit (@SarahKapit) Apr 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SarahKapit

April 05, 2022 at 05:17PM

Twisdom from jake_bittle, March 28, 2022 at 10:10AM

Twitter should stop everyone from tweeting during high-volume cultural moments in the same way that a stock exchange suspends trading

— Jake Bittle (@jake_bittle) Mar 28, 2022

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March 28, 2022 at 10:10AM

Twisdom from hacks4pancakes, March 25, 2022 at 11:07AM

Hear me out, but next time we have conference wristbands they should change color when soaked, so we also know who actually showered.

— Lesley Carhart (@hacks4pancakes) Mar 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes

March 25, 2022 at 11:07AM

Twisdom from adribbleofink, March 25, 2022 at 10:24AM

Judge people not by their words, but by the international dictators who rush to their defence.

— Aidan Moher (@adribbleofink) Mar 25, 2022

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March 25, 2022 at 10:24AM

Twisdom from CoachKozak, March 22, 2022 at 10:22AM

Instagram teaches health is achieved by - 30-day challenges - Elimination diets - Motivational quotes - Insane exercises What actually works - Lifestyle mindset > Temporary fix - Balance your nutrition and energy output - Get sleep - Drink Water - Exercises you enjoy

— Joshua Kozak (@CoachKozak) Mar 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CoachKozak

March 22, 2022 at 10:22AM

Twisdom from SergioRocks, March 22, 2022 at 08:38AM

@joshelman Employees who are a great fit at Seed stage, might not be such a great fit at Series B. That's actually ok. It will be a very different company by then. Reid Hoffman has the analogy with Pioneers, Settlers and Town Planners. Which is very accurate.

— Sergio Pereira 🚀 (@SergioRocks) Mar 22, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SergioRocks

March 22, 2022 at 08:38AM

Twisdom from anidifranco, March 10, 2022 at 10:29PM

thank you! finally. my work is done here. https://t.co/ks8hhBi44y

— ani difranco (@anidifranco) Mar 11, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/anidifranco

March 10, 2022 at 10:29PM

Twisdom from TalkThirty, February 18, 2022 at 09:35PM

Before you DM a stranger to tell them you disagree with them, please ask yourself why the fuck they would care.

— TalkThirtyToMe™ (@TalkThirty) Feb 19, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TalkThirty

February 18, 2022 at 09:35PM

Twisdom from itzkovitzing, March 07, 2022 at 08:04AM

"I am being censored." How? "I tried to argue X" They didn't let you? "No, they did." So did they punish you after? "No, they didn't." How are you being censored? "I could just feel in the room that some people thought I was wrong."

— Radical Gorbacentrist 🇺🇦 (@itzkovitzing) Mar 7, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/itzkovitzing

March 07, 2022 at 08:04AM

Twisdom from EpiEllie, March 07, 2022 at 09:57AM

I saw someone say that much of what we see as scary about polio is actually “long polio” & tbh that’s pretty true. I think the “long” framing makes it clear long COVID isn’t unprecedented & that we need to face up to it. What other long infectious diseases are there? A list*

— Dr Ellie Murray, ScD 🇨🇦 (@EpiEllie) Mar 7, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/EpiEllie

March 07, 2022 at 09:57AM

Twisdom from BadSocialism, March 07, 2022 at 11:55AM

Tapping the "Star Trek is about a society striving for Utopia, not a utopian society" sign once again

— Captain Cipriani Hate Account (@BadSocialism) Mar 7, 2022

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March 07, 2022 at 11:55AM

Twisdom from physicsJ, February 24, 2022 at 12:57AM

“Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot” — Carl Sagan https://t.co/F90ee92HNu

— Dr. James O'Donoghue (@physicsJ) Feb 24, 2022

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February 24, 2022 at 12:57AM

Twisdom from UrsulaV, February 24, 2022 at 01:39PM

O best beloved, if you are doomscrolling Twitter today, ask yourself if there is anything you can personally do. If there is, do it. If there isn’t, remember that anxiety is not activism. Your misery does not improve the world a single iota.

— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) Feb 24, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/UrsulaV

February 24, 2022 at 01:39PM

Twisdom from EricMennel, February 21, 2022 at 01:08AM

You can tell millennials are editors now because there are no more avocado toast stories, and a lot more “we’re all fucked and can’t afford anything” stories.

— Eric Mennel (@EricMennel) Feb 21, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/EricMennel

February 21, 2022 at 01:08AM

Twisdom from DanSlott, February 15, 2022 at 07:41PM

If you ever think that it's that ONE more thing that will finally make you happy... ...it is NEVER that actual one more thing.

— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) Feb 16, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DanSlott

February 15, 2022 at 07:41PM

Twisdom from matttomic, February 07, 2022 at 09:15AM

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked https://t.co/NS4LDxwxxl

— ℳatt (@matttomic) Feb 7, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/matttomic

February 07, 2022 at 09:15AM

Twisdom from amateuradam, February 06, 2022 at 01:36PM

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6 https://t.co/y1RspNRUzy

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) Feb 6, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/amateuradam

February 06, 2022 at 01:36PM

Twisdom from Keith_Wynne, February 07, 2022 at 09:10AM

The whole point of a pressure campaign is to force the idea that if you don’t participate or pledge fealty to the idea, you’re a hater or that you have some sort of problem with the person/thing. Hope y’all don’t fall into that trap again.

— Keith Wynne (@Keith_Wynne) Feb 7, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Keith_Wynne

February 07, 2022 at 09:10AM

Twisdom from PallaviGunalan, February 06, 2022 at 11:14AM

comedians will be like “it’s our job to say things that make people uncomfortable” and then can’t even tell their racist friend to shut the fuck up

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) Feb 6, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PallaviGunalan

February 06, 2022 at 11:14AM

Twisdom from TessaDuvall, February 02, 2022 at 10:23AM

✨ Access journalism is not really journalism ✨

— Tessa Duvall (@TessaDuvall) Feb 2, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TessaDuvall

February 02, 2022 at 10:23AM

Twisdom from LeBatardShow, February 02, 2022 at 08:33PM

“White people.” - @bomani_jones Full Interview Now Available #Youtube ➡️ https://t.co/V5cmCV2EsN ➡️ https://t.co/2MdaM3y5jA https://t.co/YA46MIgfSF

— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) Feb 3, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow

February 02, 2022 at 08:33PM

Twisdom from DrRickyLJones, January 31, 2022 at 09:57AM

You degrade their profession. You disregard their mighty contributions to your children and society. You pay them beans. You tamper with their tenure and pensions. You try to censor them. You generally disrespect them. And you wonder why you now have a shortage of teachers? SMDH!

— Ricky L. Jones (@DrRickyLJones) Jan 31, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DrRickyLJones

January 31, 2022 at 09:57AM

Twisdom from latestinspace, January 28, 2022 at 11:14AM

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, captured by the Cassini space probe via NASA-JPL’s @kevinmgill https://t.co/5BzKTsxlLl

— Latest in space (@latestinspace) Jan 28, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/latestinspace

January 28, 2022 at 11:14AM

Twisdom from ericcrawford, January 27, 2022 at 01:11PM

Not to trivialize serious issues. But think about this: From the date of the crime to acquittal, the OJ Simpson trial took 465 days. Date of indictment to conviction, Adidas executives 425 days. Louisville's NCAA case since that day is at 1,584 days. The process is the penalty.

— Eric Crawford (@ericcrawford) Jan 27, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ericcrawford

January 27, 2022 at 01:11PM

Twisdom from 502eire, January 27, 2022 at 07:51AM

I’m trying to figure out the logic of people who want to compare everything to the Holocaust while also banning books about the Holocaust and all I can come up with is they don’t want you to realize how shitty the analogy is

— 502eire (@502eire) Jan 27, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/502eire

January 27, 2022 at 07:51AM

Twisdom from spalinabean, January 25, 2022 at 12:33PM

every noom ad is like “we’re NOT a diet. we’re an eating disorder :)”

— big red (@spalinabean) Jan 25, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/spalinabean

January 25, 2022 at 12:33PM

Twisdom from rivbutcher, January 21, 2022 at 12:18PM

I do my best not to subtweet, unlike SOME people I know

— river butcher 🤠 (@rivbutcher) Jan 21, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/rivbutcher

January 21, 2022 at 12:18PM

Twisdom from JewelStaite, January 23, 2022 at 01:55PM

This is a tired comment and at almost 40, I don’t have time for anything that makes me even more tired. 👋🏻 https://t.co/918z5aZSE9

— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) Jan 23, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JewelStaite

January 23, 2022 at 01:55PM

Twisdom from NowWeAreAllTom, January 18, 2022 at 08:19PM

2000s iTunes: "hey buy this content! It has DRM!" 2010s Bandcamp: "hey buy this DRM-free content!" 2020s N F T marketplaces: "hey buy this content-free DRM!"

— Tom (@NowWeAreAllTom) Jan 19, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/NowWeAreAllTom

January 18, 2022 at 08:19PM

Twisdom from EricaLG, January 17, 2022 at 06:32PM

The MLK Day thread you need today. https://t.co/9aE5YM3kyg

— Erica L. Green (@EricaLG) Jan 17, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/EricaLG

January 17, 2022 at 06:32PM

Twisdom from BerniceKing, January 14, 2022 at 12:48AM

Please share this quote from my father through #MLKDay2022: “I think the tragedy is that we have a Congress with a Senate that has a minority of misguided senators who will use the filibuster to keep the majority of people from even voting.” @LeaderMcConnell @SenatorSinema https://t.co/uLmHyEqTTU

— Be A King (@BerniceKing) Jan 14, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BerniceKing

January 14, 2022 at 12:48AM

Twisdom from 502eire, January 12, 2022 at 11:06PM

you can drink 84 cups of coffee daily but crack a Diet Coke at 8:30 am and people have opinions

— 502eire (@502eire) Jan 13, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/502eire

January 12, 2022 at 11:06PM

Twisdom from DewaynePerkins, December 29, 2021 at 02:52PM

Y’all be full fledge arguing with strangers with no photos and followers on this app. Baby that’s not a person, that’s a ghost with unfinished business. Stop arguing with Casper.

— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) Dec 29, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DewaynePerkins

December 29, 2021 at 02:52PM

Twisdom from indyfromspace, January 07, 2022 at 10:17AM

Archaeologists: Here's exactly how pandemics have played out in the past w 10 top examples Historians: Here's how the 1919 pandemic played out blow by blow w masks surges deaths Sociologists: Here's how people react to vaccines+ masks w 100 papers Politicians: THIS IS ALL NEW

— Dr. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) Jan 7, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/indyfromspace

January 07, 2022 at 10:17AM

Twisdom from the_meghaning, January 05, 2022 at 01:42PM

literally the best "singular they" video ever https://t.co/l9An1YcQQ3

— meghan 🏳️‍🌈 (@the_meghaning) Jan 5, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/the_meghaning

January 05, 2022 at 01:42PM

Twisdom from fatnudes, January 04, 2022 at 05:53PM

people who call fast food or retail workers "low skill" would absolutely d*e if they had to work a single saturday night 3rd shift at waffle house

— ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (@fatnudes) Jan 4, 2022

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January 04, 2022 at 05:53PM

Twisdom from phillipmbailey, January 03, 2022 at 07:55PM

FYI. Of the 487 police officer "line of duty deaths" counted in 2021... 327 were #COVID19 versus 61 who died by gunfire. That means a cop was 5x more likely to die from the virus than being shot last year. #BlueLivesMatter Per @ODMP: https://t.co/vd9g1zO9U2

— Philmonger (@phillipmbailey) Jan 4, 2022

via Twitter https://twitter.com/phillipmbailey

January 03, 2022 at 07:55PM

Twisdom from floodums, December 31, 2021 at 12:09PM

They did it. The absolute mad lads. https://t.co/gmXJlZfPRv

— Andrew (@floodums) Dec 31, 2021

via Twitter https://twitter.com/floodums

December 31, 2021 at 12:09PM