Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, January 31, 2019 at 02:38PM

I have never seen someone use the phrase "grow thicker skin" and not mean "don't point out that I'm being an asshole."

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) January 31, 2019

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January 31, 2019 at 02:38PM

Twisdom from DanaSchwartzzz, January 26, 2019 at 02:49PM

Concepts like “calories” and “meals” don’t exist on planes. There, we follow the laws of the sky.

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 26, 2019

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January 26, 2019 at 02:49PM

Twisdom from Slennon_, January 25, 2019 at 08:50PM

you mean to tell me a chicken fried this steak

— Tame Impala Poundstone (@Slennon_) January 26, 2019

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January 25, 2019 at 08:50PM

Twisdom from cflav, January 22, 2019 at 06:59AM

You may not believe in climate change—but your bank does. And your phone provider. And your hardware store. And your credit card company.

And they’re all thinking about how to use it to sell you more stuff. https://t.co/1ZAT0GgbDp

— Christopher Flavelle (@cflav) January 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/cflav

January 22, 2019 at 06:59AM

Twisdom from RVAwonk, January 22, 2019 at 08:26AM

Given that the Covington Catholic High School students think they're mature enough to understand pregnancy, abortion, childbirth, and parenting — and to tell women what we should do with our bodies — it'd be great if the media would stop coddling them like they're little boys.

— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) January 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RVAwonk

January 22, 2019 at 08:26AM

Twisdom from alexandraerin, January 18, 2019 at 12:47AM

Twitter's all a-buzz with news of Ariana Grande's new single, 7 Rings.

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made...

— Alexandra Erin (@alexandraerin) January 18, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/alexandraerin

January 18, 2019 at 12:47AM

Twisdom from KyleTucker_ATH, January 21, 2019 at 10:11PM

"It's a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps." That is an absolutely perfect line. What a brilliant man. https://t.co/14Ae93vGn4

— Kyle Tucker (@KyleTucker_ATH) January 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KyleTucker_ATH

January 21, 2019 at 10:11PM

Twisdom from SydneyAzari, January 21, 2019 at 05:36PM

I have no patience for outright despair. I have no patience for self-virtuous, puritanical devotion to defeat & doom. It is a self-protective surrender that excuses people from action—from the disappointment of trying & losing anyway.

— syd🌹🌱 (@SydneyAzari) January 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SydneyAzari

January 21, 2019 at 05:36PM

Twisdom from damiengwalter, January 21, 2019 at 04:17AM

If you want to understand the power of science fiction

note that a product named after a trope in a science fiction story that predicted a future where people live in poverty on a single food source is now the single food source for people living in poverty in the present https://t.co/sruuKwFgYJ

— Damien Walter (@damiengwalter) January 21, 2019

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January 21, 2019 at 04:17AM

Twisdom from summerbrennan, January 21, 2019 at 09:11AM

Reminder that anyone running for president is *a politician*, not your mom, your dad, your savior, a saint, a messiah, a preacher or an entertainer. They will have messed up and they will mess up. Pick the best one anyway.

— Summer Brennan 🌈👠 (@summerbrennan) January 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/summerbrennan

January 21, 2019 at 09:11AM

Twisdom from scalzi, January 21, 2019 at 11:10AM

Happy "White Conservatives Telling You That Dr. Martin Luther King Would Do and Say Things He Absolutely Never Would in Order to Advance Their Own Awful Bigoted Agenda" Day

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) January 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/scalzi

January 21, 2019 at 11:10AM

Twisdom from jameslsutter, January 20, 2019 at 02:02PM

If you're having trouble building a magic system for your story, try writing down four bullet points:

*Something magic can do.

*Something magic CAN'T do.

*A price/toll that using magic incurs.

*What it feels like to do magic.

Those four points are often all you need.

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) January 20, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jameslsutter

January 20, 2019 at 02:02PM

Twisdom from mjseidlinger, January 18, 2019 at 12:38PM

Ursula K. Le Guin’s writing routine is the ideal writing routine. pic.twitter.com/D0sXigDvWe

— Michael J Seidlinger (@mjseidlinger) January 18, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mjseidlinger

January 18, 2019 at 12:38PM

Twisdom from DelilahSDawson, January 18, 2019 at 10:12AM

3. HERO - WORLD - HOOK is a perfectly balanced triangle.
This HOOK could only happen to this HERO in this WORLD.
This HERO is uniquely challenged by this WORLD.
This WORLD created this HERO.
They should all logically fit. Your job is to fit this puzzle together with a plot.

— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) January 18, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DelilahSDawson

January 18, 2019 at 10:12AM

Twisdom from notbencarter, January 17, 2019 at 07:44AM

Hey Everybody But Especially #Louisville And/Or #Tabletop Game #Nerds:

Here is a Louisville-made, @kertiscreative-designed board game about politics on @kickstarter 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Christmas is just around the corner. https://t.co/SjtrFyb0lC

— Ben Carter (@notbencarter) January 17, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/notbencarter

January 17, 2019 at 07:44AM

Twisdom from poohcowboy, January 15, 2019 at 08:41AM

Han Solo and Shrek dress the same

— 🤠drew🏴🌹 (@poohcowboy) January 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/poohcowboy

January 15, 2019 at 08:41AM

Twisdom from waltdwilliams, January 15, 2019 at 11:24PM

This is the best creative advice you’ll ever get. https://t.co/uXrpqXrUmn

— Walt Williams (@waltdwilliams) January 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/waltdwilliams

January 15, 2019 at 11:24PM

Twisdom from Popehat, January 15, 2019 at 04:01PM

Despite our many disputes and differences over the years it’s good for close friends, England and America, to look across the great ocean at each other and remember the fundamental things that bind us:

We are both complete trash fires right now

— HamberderHat (@Popehat) January 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Popehat

January 15, 2019 at 04:01PM

Twisdom from 502eire, January 15, 2019 at 01:59PM

Less interested in a 70% marginal rate than I am in taxing long-term capital gains the same as ordinary income.

— Dawn (@502eire) January 15, 2019

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January 15, 2019 at 01:59PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, January 15, 2019 at 12:58PM

The world is choked with men who have never fought, lionizing other men whose battle experience they don’t understand, crowing for conflicts they won’t have to shoulder personally, and scolding us when we deviate from their expectations.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) January 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

January 15, 2019 at 12:58PM

Twisdom from ChrisEvans, January 15, 2019 at 12:16PM

Well I don’t know how you keep nailing these, but thank you for my new screensaver. And headshot. How do I make this my ringtone? https://t.co/eXGKmUyLiN

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) January 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans

January 15, 2019 at 12:16PM

Twisdom from neill4illinois, January 08, 2019 at 08:01AM

The brainiacs in the Valley have discovered “public education” and “taxes.” https://t.co/QOcGhwSBjz

— Neill Mohammad (@neill4illinois) January 8, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/neill4illinois

January 08, 2019 at 08:01AM

Twisdom from PamelaPaulNYT, January 05, 2019 at 09:28PM

The median salary for a full-time writer in America is $20,300. https://t.co/lxaGLXx1VJ

— Pamela Paul (@PamelaPaulNYT) January 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PamelaPaulNYT

January 05, 2019 at 09:28PM

Twisdom from DelilahSDawson, January 06, 2019 at 10:59AM

Hard truth about a writing career: You will look up to a circle of writers you admire. One day, you may meet some of them. Some will astound you, some will embrace you, some will snub you, some will hate you. You may never know why. Remember this and welcome the next generation.

— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) January 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DelilahSDawson

January 06, 2019 at 10:59AM

Twisdom from BrandyLJensen, January 03, 2019 at 01:38PM

the worst part of writing is coming up with ideas, followed closely by developing those ideas using words

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) January 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen

January 03, 2019 at 01:38PM