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Thursday, December 10, 2015

How to tell if you need a mobile app or a responsive website

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You need a responsive website, period.

More people view web content on phones and tablets than on laptops and desktops. If your website looks bad on mobile, your website is broken for most people most of the time.

The question is whether you also need a mobile app in addition to a mobile-responsive website. The answer is no, you almost certainly don't.

You should only create a mobile app if you can't accomplish the same functionality on a responsive website. (And even then, you need a mobile website to sell and support the app.)

There are two hurdles that your application or service must jump before it is worthy of being a mobile app: hardware necessity, and frequency of need. Here's how it breaks down.

Mobile App Requirement #1: Hardware Necessity


Hardware necessity means at least one of the following is absolutely true for every user every time they use the app:
  • The app requires the phone's camera
    Photo apps clearly fall into this category, as do some document-recognition apps that use the camera to facilitate OCR scanning
  • The app requires the phone's GPS locator
    Map-based apps clearly fall into this category, though you'd be surprised how easy it is to type in an address these days, especially with browser autocomplete
  • The app requires the phone's microphone
    Very few apps legitimately use sound or speech as a primary data source, but Skype and Shazam are on the list
  • The app requires the phone's accelerometer
    Fitness apps and games are basically the only real entries here
  • The app requires a Bluetooth/NFC connection to peripheral hardware
    Fitness apps that talk to fitness trackers make up the bulk of this category, though some toys allow you to use your phones as Bluetooth remotes, and some payment apps use NFC
  • The app can and must function offline, without an internet connection
    Can your app actually deliver value (store enough data locally, not update it, and still work) without an internet connection? And will anyone ever really need to use it so badly they can't wait until they get off the airplane? A blood glucose journal for diabetics is an example of an app that qualifies here.
If at least one of those items above isn't universally and constantly true for your application, it doesn't need to be a mobile app. It should be a responsive website.

Mobile App Requirement #2: Frequency of Need


Frequency of need means that your users will access the app so frequently that it merits the improved experience of an app over a website. As Birdly found out, hardware necessity alone can't justify an app. Storage space on phones is precious and, if your app isn't in frequent use, it will get dumped. Screen space is at even more of a premium on mobile devices so, if your app isn't frequently used, it won't earn a spot on a main page of icons, and thus will likely be forgotten in the "other apps" list of bloatware and also-rans.

Frequency of need trumps hardware necessity when it comes to mobile apps. Messaging apps like Slack, or social apps like Twitter, work just fine as responsive websites. Their mobile apps succeed because users interact with them multiple times per day, if not multiple times per hour. Push notifications become relevant in that situation. Moreover, push notifications are perhaps the core value-add of mobile email apps; I know the moment a new message arrives. Otherwise, I can just check my mail at Gmail.com. The Gmail app earns its value because I so frequently need my latest messages that I want the app to tell as soon as they've arrived, so I don't have to check.

Even if you can show hardware necessity, without frequency of need, your app won't get used, won't make money, and won't justify the constant laborious and expensive upkeep of maintaining multiple versions of your app for multiple releases of multiple mobile operating systems. (This, incidentally, is why your marketing agency wants to sell you an app; they want the recurring revenue of updating it every time Apple releases a new version of iOS, or Google updates Android.)

If what you're selling is an app, and the typical user won't use the app at least weekly, your app will fail. Don't build it. End of story.

Everyone should have a mobile-responsive website. Almost no one should have a mobile app. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool, a liar, or both.

Wednesday, February 04, 2015

The TechTalk episode where we discuss sci-fi authors, snowpocalypse, and the Facebook codebase

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This week's name-checks during my appearance on TechTalk Radio include Ray Bradbury, (via Fahrenheit 451), Michael Chabon (via The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay) and Mark Zuckerberg (via the secret history of the codebase that went from a churlish "hot or not" application to, eventually, Facebook).

We also, as is newly traditional in the current Ice Age, debate the relative merits of snowmageddon vs. snowpocalypse as descriptor of the horrific Hoth reenactment the midwest has endured this year. But mostly, we talk about using tech to deal with the current rage of the Snow Gods.

There is some actual tech talk in this TechTalk episode, I promise. Give a listen.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Three Commandments of Web Site Feature Development

Lesson #1: The 90-9-1 Rule - The rule breaks down like this: 90 percent of the readers of any blog or Web site will never leave a comment, nine percent will comment once during their entire tenure of readership, and one percent will do the vast majority of the commenting. If you think that sounds unreasonable, consider any of the radio call-in shows you may have listened to in your life. How many calls do those shows get, as a percentage of their total audience? How many times have you called into those shows? Yet there are regular callers; they're just a tiny percentage of the overall audience.

I've found the 90-9-1 rule to be strikingly true online and, if anything, optimistic in the percentage of the audience which are regular posters. And that's just for a very basic interactive activity like posting comments. The percentages drop steeply as you get into interactive functions that require more time and effort, like filling out profiles or writing reviews. I took a stab at setting interactivity expectations here, based on what we learned at TechRepublic with some flamingly unsuccessful blog, profile, and social bookmarking projects. I can say with a straight face that getting a decent user-submitted video is literally a one-in-a-million proposition.

Moral: Design for the 90 percent, not the one percent, if you want to actually see an increase in activity, visits, and traffic. Focusing on the power users will almost never move the needle, especially since your usage zealots are already doing almost everything they can or will on your site.

Lesson #2: Design for an Audience of One - Flickr and YouTube get a lot of hype for how 99.999 percent of their content was acquired for free from users, and how the users employ tagging and groups to create wonderful emergent communities, content, and traffic bursts. What people don't talk about is that those are side effects of YouTube and Flickr's business model and use cases.

The vast majority of YouTube's initial users didn't give a crap about making viral videos or monetizing video content, they just wanted an easy way to format videos and post them online. Almost all Flickr users don't care about aggregated group feeds or discovering like-minded photogs via tags, they just want an easy way to post and store pictures online. Flickr and YouTube have value to me even if I'm the only guy using them. All those group-dependent features are a result of Flickr and YouTube's scale. You can't start with those features, you tack them on once you're massive.

Moral:
Any feature spec that includes the phrase "will be useful once a bunch of people join in" will almost certainly fail because there is no value for the initial users.

Lesson #3: More of the Same is the Only Feature That Matters - Nobody bookmarks a page anymore. They either search Google directly for what they want (and don't care where it comes from) or get it sent to them in an RSS feed or social network from whichever sources they prefer. Again, your zealous users are a tiny percentage of your audience, so any efforts made to be the be-all, end-all of your audience's activity are likely to fail because most of your users aren't devoted to your site and prefer to go elsewhere.

That upvoting feature that works just like Reddit? They'll use actual Reddit instead. Your blog platform? If they wanted to blog, they'd use WordPress, Blogger, or any of the other services out there first. A user profile? Maybe you've heard of Facebook. Until you reach the stratospheric heights of traffic, there's no point in trying to create new user behaviors on your site. The best thing you can do is reinforce the existing user behaviors. If they came to you for content, the best thing you can do is show them more content. If they came here looking for help making a buying decision, help them make a buying decision.

Moral:
Any feature spec that includes the phrase "if we can just get the users to do X" will fail, because if they aren't doing X already, they aren't likely to start.

[This post was originally published on Jan. 18, 2010.]

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Wait, so HOW long has Nintendo been making game consoles?

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The poor fools over at TechTalk radio exposed my idiocy to the Chicagoland airwaves again and our conversation wandered into the history of video game consoles. Specifically, exactly how long Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft have actually been making consoles -- and what was the only generation of home gaming rigs that this trio entirely sat out.

Fortunately the balance of the show was spent discussing more substantive matters, like why -- exactly -- Snapchat thought Facebook's $3 BILLION buyout offer was too chintzy to accept. The parts where I'm not talking are certainly worthwhile, so give a listen.

If you've not suffered enough, the unabridged history of my podcasted buffoonery is listed here.

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

The TechTalk episode where I reveal the OG version of Einstein's famous equation

Albert Einstein equation
Against all good sense, I'm allowed back on TechTalk radio to reveal how Einstein originally composed his mass-energy equivalence equation in 1905, because it didn't look anything like E=mc2.

The rest of the show is dedicated to snarky but cogent discussion of deception and identity on Facebook, which is a much better use of your time. Before I leave, I toss a "Google vs. Sci-Fi" grenade over my shoulder. Give a listen; just fast-forward when you hear my voice.

As always, my complete litany of podcast transgressions is available here.
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Sunday, July 01, 2012

The top stories of June 2012 (according to my Twitter friends)

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Below are the 18 links I shared in June 2012 that got at least 50 clicks on Twitter.
  1. "WHY SMART PEOPLE ARE STUPID" (348)
  2. "Focus is scary. It means not hedging your bets. It means going all-in. If you’re not scared, you’re not focused." (222)
  3. Marketing made of WIN (216)
  4. Facebook Just Changed Your Email Without Asking—Here's How to Fix It (201)
  5. Video: Why Your Burger Doesn't Look Like the One in the Ad (177)
  6. Revisiting why incompetents think they’re awesome (172)
  7. What People Really Do When They're 'Working From Home' (151)
  8. How I manage 40 people remotely (127)
  9. FACEBOOK KNOWS: Who wants to get fired, who's hungover, who's on drugs, who has a new phone number (98)
  10. For my part, I stand with the Oreos (86)
  11. Irony (81)
  12. Why Your Next iPhone Should Be Prepaid (80) 
  13. The Facebook/Google war won't be the News Feed vs. Google+ but Facebook Camera vs. Project Glass (78)
  14. I'm offended at the Internet's general lack of Back To The Future expertise. This never should have got past edit phase (78)
  15. Teaching the Security Mindset (64)
  16. the recruiter honeypot (64)
  17. How to Talk to Human Beings (62)
  18. The best graphical representation of sports stats you'll see today (55)
I use BufferApp to track these stats. You can follow me on Twitter at @jaygarmon.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

From Twitter 03-05-2011

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Friday, March 04, 2011

From Twitter 03-03-2011

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Thursday, March 03, 2011

From Twitter 03-02-2011

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  • From Twitter 03-01-2011 http://dlvr.it/J1SZL
  • Arcade Expo Giveaway http://dlvr.it/J36PB
  • 4 Sanity Saving Tricks for Gmail http://dlvr.it/J3BKC
  • RT @PaulGrahamRaven: Yup, there it is -> RT @Eamonn_Forde: "OMG" – I've been leaked a pack shot of the new iPad #apple #ipad2 http:/ ...
  • Book Publishers Need to Wake Up and Smell the Disruption http://dlvr.it/J3JCp
  • You’re already dead http://dlvr.it/J3PBR
  • 2 of my meetings disappeared from my calendar today. Serendipitous as I must write my face off now.
  • MIND MELD: Movie Novelizations That Are Actually Good http://dlvr.it/J3VTy
  • RT @Greendrv: Get tickets for *free* Steven Levy @wired talk for Tues 4/26 7pm at Lou Free Public Lib http://digs.by/hOvWmR
  • Can You Sue Facebook To Restore Your Falsely Taken Down Fan Page? http://dlvr.it/J3cmZ
  • RT @mattstaggs: Sheen Family Circus http://t.co/7aSUXxX
  • Give Better Interviews http://dlvr.it/J3jXT
  • B to B Companies: Social Marketing and A Cautionary Tale http://dlvr.it/J3qBv
  • Are humans still evolving by Darwin's natural selection? (hat tip @sfsignal) http://dlvr.it/J3xRn
  • RT @Turner: @Backupify I'm super impressed with your service. Very well done, and way to stay on top with the incredibly elevated volum ...
  • RT @carumors: BREAKING: NO HARDWARE/SOFTWARE TO BE REVEALED TODAY. APPLE SCHEDULED EVENT "JUST TO TALK." "SO LONELY," SAYS THE COMPANY. ...
  • Google Apps customers can now purchase additional storage on the cheap http://dlvr.it/J455b
  • GreenGoose and the gamification of… er, pretty much everything http://dlvr.it/J4BH5
  • Play Along With Our Apple Event Bingo Card http://dlvr.it/J4GKd
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Making rules is admitting failure

Announcement of changes in company password po...Image via WikipediaI'm stuck on a couple of writing projects at work, so I write this today as a mental gear-greasing exercise. Here's the TL;DR summary for the attention-deficient.

All company rules exist because of a failure of management.

I'll explain what I mean by way of example. At a place I used to work, we published a lot of online content. During one of our regular rounds of "management has a new idea to change everything" there arose the notion of updating our massive backlog of old articles to make them relevant again. Not the worst idea ever, until it came to the execution.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

So who is this 'Jay Garmon' dork...?

I, Jared Matthew "Jay" Garmon, am a professional geek. Specifically, I am a writer, husband & father, technologistscience fiction nerd, and self-professed trivia expert. Each of these aspects is entertained at different venues around the Web, as listed below.

Technologist: First and foremost, I am the VP of Product at Finvi, where I try to build some cutting-edge SaaS fintech. I've founded and sold a startup or two in my day, run a $2 billion healthcare transaction platform, built actual factual AI solutions, and once wrote an online spoof of the Daily Show focused on the stars of the Food Network.

As sidelines and consulting work, I have advised on social media and emerging technologies for the Louisville Digital Association (for whom I have served as both president and vice president), Louisville EnterpriseCORP (for whom I was a founding member of their advisory "Justice League"), XLerateHealth (for whom I was a founding director), organized the Louisville Geek Dinner, and, as a guest instructor, helped inaugurate a Social Media marketing curriculum at the University of Louisville. 

Writer:
 This post is hosted on Jay Garmon [dot] Net, which is my personal blog where I prattle on about whatever topics interest me with very irregular frequency. You can also find herein copies of my science fiction short stories that I have "trunked," which is a euphemism for "given up on trying to publish." Yes, I have written other sci-fi shorts, exactly one of which has been sold for professional publication (though it did make the Tangent list...barely). I haven't written any fiction since my second child was born more than a decade ago, but I hope someday to return to the practice, which is why I started the Aldebaran Roundtable writers group.

I also technically share a screenwriting credit with David Goyer, but that was for a contest, not a job. (I won.)

As to the majority of the writing work for which I've been actively paid, look no further than my LinkedIn profile, and you'll see I've made my living in whole or in part by stringing together words for CNET, CBS Interactive, Scholastic Library Publishing, TechTarget, Backupify, Talla, LinkSquares, Patlytics, Neurometric AI, Rally UXR, and Practical Assurance. But that's all non-fiction, so it doesn't count.

Husband & Father: I have the requisite Facebook page for the disseminating of pictures of my daughters, wife, friends, cats, travel, and Star Trek memes, but -- fair warning -- I also do the "talking about politics" thing there. Don't go if you're sensitive about your votes or policies.

Science Fiction Nerd: I have whittled a long career of semi-professional sci-fi fandom down to a single membership these days: running Hugo McNebula's Reading Circle for a few other book nerds. The membership of said circle has largely been collected from the pursuits below.

Until 2020, I was the Vice Chair of Marketing for ConGlomeration, Louisville's fan-run sci-fi and fantasy convention that shuttered due to COVID-19.

Many moons ago, I was the originator of and prime contributor to The Geekend, a nerd culture blog at TechRepublic, a Web community for IT professionals run by CBS Interactive (I think they call it the "After Hours" section, now). Predating the Geekend is Geek Trivia, a weekly (ahem) geek trivia column that I wrote for more than a decade. Both the Geekend and Geek Trivia have been cited by sources as diverse as author John Scalzi to the editors of Wikipedia.

I was an also an extremely irregular contributor to the Hugo-winning SF Signal blog -- usually their also Hugo-nominated podcasts -- where I performed a barely passable impression of an expert in sci-fi media and fandom.

Self-Professed Trivia Expert: As an adjunct to Geek Trivia, the kind and talented hosts of the now-defunct TechTalk radio show on WRLR 98.3 FM in Chicago had me on as a regular guest. There I snarked about movies, science fiction, technology, current events and ... eventually ... provided a geek trivia question each week.

I also occasionally wrote the Truly Trivial column here at JayGarmon.Net, wherein I threw a few hundred words at an obscure factoid that very possibly only I find fascinating. Inexplicably, other people were entertained by this.

In the unlikely event you would like to retain my services as a consultant, writer, speaker, radio guest, conference/convention panelist, or one-shot dungeon master, you can reach me at jay [at] jaygarmon [dot] net. Depending on the job, I can be be had for very free or very not. Pitch me, and we'll talk.

Friday, December 31, 2010

So you want to hire little old me?

MoneyImage by TW Collins
Because many have asked, yes, I am for hire.

I have served as a professional writer, editor, speaker, community administrator, and software product manager for over 20 years. I had a regular radio show spot, my name on a provisional patent, and citations as a source in the Wikipedia to show for it. Google "Jay Garmon" and you'll get plenty of details. (Or just check out my lengthy bio page.)

I'm a reasonably smart guy who understands technology, and I'm offering my talents in exchange for your coin. Specifically, you can hire me as a...
  • Writer of blogs, proposals, ads, scripts, or pithy commentary. If you need words strung together in interesting ways, I can get that done.
  • Speaker on a variety of subjects, including how to use social media, emerging technology and the like. I also wrote a trivia column for ten years, which means I have a knack for making even the most obscure topics interesting, and I can probably do the same for you on most any subject. Particularly as it relates to tech.
  • Strategist for software and interactive applications. I've overseen the development of features and functions for Web sites, including revamping a multimillion-dollar e-mail marketing system. I've launched HIPAA and PCI-compliant SaaS solutions for industry-leading healthcare software companies. If you're trying to make smarter, more effective customer-facing technology, I have a few bits of hard-earned wisdom I can bring to bear.  
But before you contact me with a job inquiry, there are some things to know.
  • I don't work for free. If your inquiry includes any version of the phrase "we can't pay you," spare both of us the effort, as this will only end in an awkward e-mail where I explain I actually get paid for this stuff. Reasonably well, reasonably often. I occasionally amend my speaking fees for non-profits and charities, but those are handled on a case-by-case basis and I agree to them rarely. You've been warned.
  • I have a day job. This is not to say I am unavailable during normal business hours, but my undivided attention is not on the table (unless you're offering a great full-time gig at great full-time pay). 
  • I am a very public geek. Look over this blog, and you'll note a pervasive interest in science, science fiction, and online media. In the current online world, you need to have a certain measure of imagination to understand how all these new tools and trends work and evolve. Moreover, as everything is now public, pervasive, and persistent, communications skills have become more important than ever. There's no better thought-leader for the current economy than a sci-fi writer. But if having a loud and proud Star Trek fan associated with your brand is a problem, it is best we stop now, because that's who you're hiring, and your customers will figure that out pretty quickly.
If I haven't scared you off with all the above caveats, we can now discuss price. My consulting rate is $250 per hour, and my per-word rate ranges from $0.25 to $0.75 based on required research for the piece. 

I typically bid jobs based on how many hours I estimate they will require, and for speaking engagements this includes preparation, especially if you want a PowerPoint presentation in addition to my words and voice. 

For recurring jobs -- such as an open-ended blogging assignment -- I discount my rate based on how much recurring work is required. 

Finally, I am available on retainer, with the regular fee negotiated based on the expected level of time investment.

Questions, comments, or proposals should all be addressed to jay [at] jaygarmon [dot] net.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

'Medieval mysticism explained with lolcats and action figures' ... +19 more must-read links

    lolcat adaptation #1Image by Kevin Steele via Flickr
  1. Medieval mysticism explained with lolcats and action figures
  2. How the Republican Congress will abandon Tea Party ideas and legislate toward the center
  3. Jon Stewart to Reddit: you don't matter
  4. NASA Once Again Auctioning Off Patents Your Tax Dollars Paid For
  5. Blekko, the "Slashtag" search engine is slow, cumbersome, and just plain broken
  6. 15+ Google Chrome extensions for better privacy control
  7. Win Free Comfy Cow Ice Cream for a Year
  8. Larry And Sergey Wanted Steve Jobs To Be Google's First CEO
  9. Pushing back on mediocre professors
  10. Points of control = Rents
  11. Google Suggest Venn Diagrams
  12. Reminder: Despite What You May Have Heard, Happy Birthday Should Be In The Public Domain
  13. Turns Out The Evil Halloween Candy Poisoners Was Just FUD That Got You To Buy Prepackaged Candy
  14. Our Government Can’t Prevent A Digital 9-11: Entrepreneurs Need To Step In
  15. What You Should Know
  16. One in Five Facebook Employees Has No Imagination Whatsoever
  17. Read John Scalzi's Election-Themed Short Story...Free!
  18. The SF Signal Podcast (Episode 014): Interview with Paul Levinson + What are your favorite zombie books, movies or comics and why
  19. Google's 2006 NetScape Moment Recalled
  20. What comes after Facebook

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Nerd Word of the Week: Bacn

BacnImage by funkandjazz via Flickr
Bacn (n.) - A type of automated e-mail that is less onerous than spam but less wanted than actual, human-generated communications. The classic contemporary examples are Facebook e-mail alerts, which are spam in the sense that they are automated, but desired in that they alert you to Facebook-native content you want to see. It's better than spam, it's bacn.

I bring it up because: Google hates bacn, and it's suggested that's why Google can't build a successful social network. Google is all about the practical, useful, and minimal, while Facebook is a bacn-coated timesink. Google can't beat Facebook because Google is so spam-averse it won't even touch bacn.

UPDATE: Clearly I was wrong, as Google+ is a total bacn-factory.