"girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood"
— fragile capricorn (@EVA_SlVE) February 3, 2018
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
Look, from one point of view I'm a successful showrunner working in his creative field of choice and responsible for millions of dollars of production money. And yet, every day I fight the urge to get liquored up and play FALLOUT 4 for 12 hours. Just know that never goes away.
— John Rogers (@jonrog1) February 3, 2018
Man shooting at officers from the roof of a church while wearing a bulletproof vest was...
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) February 3, 2018
SAY IT WITH ME
...under a Domestic Violence Order of Protection and should not have had firearms. https://t.co/rsxb7t5JSF
It'll be funny when millennials grow up & tell the younger generation shit like "you just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps like me & make all your money from a lovecraftian inspired steam punk board game you kickstarted"
— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) February 3, 2018
COLLEAGUES: You're very young. You must know Snapchat!
— MARCinaColdClimate, Bad Librarian Who Doesn't Care (@marccold) February 2, 2018
ME: I'm 35!
STUDENTS: It's so weird you remember before the Internet. You're really old.
ME: I'm 35!
SOCIETY: Feckless millennial, you destroy all you see with your entitlement and your avocados.
ME: (weeping) I'm 35...
