Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, January 31, 2019 at 02:38PM

I have never seen someone use the phrase "grow thicker skin" and not mean "don't point out that I'm being an asshole."

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) January 31, 2019

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January 31, 2019 at 02:38PM

Twisdom from DanaSchwartzzz, January 26, 2019 at 02:49PM

Concepts like “calories” and “meals” don’t exist on planes. There, we follow the laws of the sky.

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 26, 2019

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January 26, 2019 at 02:49PM

Twisdom from Slennon_, January 25, 2019 at 08:50PM

you mean to tell me a chicken fried this steak

— Tame Impala Poundstone (@Slennon_) January 26, 2019

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January 25, 2019 at 08:50PM

Twisdom from cflav, January 22, 2019 at 06:59AM

You may not believe in climate change—but your bank does. And your phone provider. And your hardware store. And your credit card company.

And they’re all thinking about how to use it to sell you more stuff. https://t.co/1ZAT0GgbDp

— Christopher Flavelle (@cflav) January 22, 2019

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January 22, 2019 at 06:59AM

Twisdom from RVAwonk, January 22, 2019 at 08:26AM

Given that the Covington Catholic High School students think they're mature enough to understand pregnancy, abortion, childbirth, and parenting — and to tell women what we should do with our bodies — it'd be great if the media would stop coddling them like they're little boys.

— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) January 22, 2019

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January 22, 2019 at 08:26AM