Monday, August 27, 2012

Dragon*Con 2011: A n00b's Tale, Part VI

"TUESDAY" production sign
[Note: I finish this series almost a year after I first ventured to Dragon*Con. It was one of the great fan experiences of my life but, as I hope this final entry conveys, D*C isn't about the events or the celebrities or even the scale, it's about small moments between people who truly understand what fandom is, and fandom means.]

TUESDAY

The day after Dragon*Con 2011 finally ended, it finally ended. For the first time in a week I woke up with no where in particular to be. This is when "the end of Dragon*Con" started to feel real. There was no panel to attend, no line to queue up for, no crowd to beat. It was just time to go.

As usual, I arose before my roommates, showered, and left the room so as not to disturb them. When I walked to the elevator, there was no one waiting, which was a first. The elevator arrived in less than a minute, and I took it all the way to the ground floor with no stops. I didn't meet anyone along the way. The few early risers or all-nighters still in the lobby weren't in costume -- another first since Wednesday afternoon -- and I could walk freely through the skybridge to the Peachtree Center food court, where I snagged a pastry and some OJ. There were some D*C folk about, but the area had reverted to a center for business pros, not megafans. Our grip on the city was giving way, and normal life was once again taking hold.

I eventually made it back to the room, again without any serious crowd impediment, to where my friends were waiting to see out the end of this tale. It was time to pack.

Monday, August 06, 2012

The 25 best links from July 2012

John Cleese
Every link I shared in July 2012 that earned at least 50 clicks on Twitter:
  1. Amazon same-day delivery: How the e-commerce giant will destroy local retail. (712) 
  2. I Won't Hire People Who Use Poor Grammar. Here's Why. (521) 
  3. The Death Of SEO: The Rise of Social, PR, And Real Content (421) 
  4. 'Poorcraft' Is Everything Your Parents Never Taught You About Frugal Living (in Comic Book Form) (314) 
  5. View from the ISS at Night (254) 
  6. "When you sell a company, you can get new shoes, a new car, a new house or a new life." (226)  
  7. How well does Khan Academy teach? (180) 
  8. Idleness is not just a vacation, an indulgence or a vice; it is as indispensable to brain as vitamin D is to body (179) 
  9. The Six Supervillains of Nerd Culture (177) 
  10. How to hack the beliefs that are holding you back (166) 
  11. What I Learned From Increasing My Prices (160) 
  12. Why Do Startups Do This? (158) 
  13. Open Letter from a Millennial: Quit Telling Us We’re Not Special (157) 
  14. Why does the IT industry continue to listen to Gartner? (149) 
  15. Final thoughts on Windows 8: A design disaster (104) 
  16. Why Showing Your Face at Work Matters (98) 
  17. The Value of Time (97) 
  18. Backupify Raises $9M Series C Round: What It Means For Our Customers (94) 
  19. The Story of Steve Jobs: An Inspiration or a Cautionary Tale? (88) 
  20. 15-Year-Old Maker Astronomically Improves Pancreatic Cancer Test (74) 
  21. A Hole in Mars (59) 
  22. A Self-Made Man Looks At How He Made It (57) 
  23. The 10 superheroes most in need of a movie reboot (56) 
  24. Destined To Fail (52) 
  25. John Cleese on creativity [VIDEO] (50)
Stats compiled with Buffer.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Penn State should get something worse than the NCAA death penalty

STATE COLLEGE, PA - NOVEMBER 12:  A former Pen...
The Penn State child sex abuse scandal has sparked a number of reactions, but among the more insular has been sports pundits debating whether the school's football program should get the rarely used NCAA "death penalty" -- code for "stop playing football for a full season." The last school to receive the death penalty, former national football power Southern Methodist, received the punishment 25 years ago and is only now climbing out of the pits of mediocrity. It's the harshest punishment the NCAA can muster, and many see it as the only appropriate remedy for this most despicable of crimes.

Penn State shouldn't get the death penalty.

Not because the NCAA doesn't have the authority to impose the death penalty; the NCAA can and does have a duty to safeguard the integrity of the game and the safety of its student-athletes. And not because the death penalty is too harsh a sentence; nothing is too harsh for a school that felt its own reputation was more important that keeping a child-rapist away from young boys.

Penn State deserves worse than the death penalty. It shouldn't be given the easy out of shutting down football for year. Penn State should be forced to play football and lose.

The NCAA should ban Penn State from providing any football scholarships for the next four years. Moreover, any Penn State football player currently on the roster should have the option to transfer, immediately and without penalty or forced non-participation, to any school in the NCAA. This would include any school in the Big Ten or on Penn State's schedule. For the next four years, Penn State football should also be banned from hosting any recruiting visits or football-related camps or workshops for anyone not on the Penn State roster. Penn State coaches should be banned from taking any off-campus recruiting for the next four years, including visiting any off-campus workouts, camps, combines or high school football games.

Logistically, the NCAA death penalty is a nightmare. Opposing teams now have holes in their schedules, through no fault of their own. TV broadcasters now have less inventory, which impacts revenue for other schools beyond Penn State. The groundskeepers and hotdog vendors and parking attendants that make money on Penn State football -- to say nothing of the football revenue that funds Penn State's non-revenue sports (and athletic scholarships) -- don't deserve to have their livelihoods stripped.

But Penn State football, and Penn State's athletics, and Penn State itself deserve to lose. Their crime was to believe that the glory of their football program was more important than everything else -- including the physical and emotional sanctity of innocent children. As such, they should be allowed to keep their football team, but forced to lose their glory. Repeatedly. On television. For years.

For the next four years, Penn State football will field a team entirely composed of walk-on, non-scholarship players who self-recruited to the program. If you believe in Penn State, you can play for them. But nobody is going to ask, and no one is going to compensate you for it. If you believe in Penn State, you can coach for them, but you know you're going to coach a losing team, and that your lifeblood recruiting contacts are going to atrophy and die.

Above all, Penn State is obligated to field a team under these restrictions. It cannot self-impose the death penalty simply to avoid the expense and humiliation of putting forth a team that will almost certainly lose every game it plays for the foreseeable future. The humiliation is the point.

Penn State will field a team of believers, who put Penn State above all else. And they will lose. Because they deserve to. Football isn't more important than innocent children. Every rout of Penn State will be a national reminder of that fact.

They've earned it.

Sunday, July 01, 2012

The top stories of June 2012 (according to my Twitter friends)

Dunce cap in the Victorian schoolroom at the M...
Below are the 18 links I shared in June 2012 that got at least 50 clicks on Twitter.
  1. "WHY SMART PEOPLE ARE STUPID" (348)
  2. "Focus is scary. It means not hedging your bets. It means going all-in. If you’re not scared, you’re not focused." (222)
  3. Marketing made of WIN (216)
  4. Facebook Just Changed Your Email Without Asking—Here's How to Fix It (201)
  5. Video: Why Your Burger Doesn't Look Like the One in the Ad (177)
  6. Revisiting why incompetents think they’re awesome (172)
  7. What People Really Do When They're 'Working From Home' (151)
  8. How I manage 40 people remotely (127)
  9. FACEBOOK KNOWS: Who wants to get fired, who's hungover, who's on drugs, who has a new phone number (98)
  10. For my part, I stand with the Oreos (86)
  11. Irony (81)
  12. Why Your Next iPhone Should Be Prepaid (80) 
  13. The Facebook/Google war won't be the News Feed vs. Google+ but Facebook Camera vs. Project Glass (78)
  14. I'm offended at the Internet's general lack of Back To The Future expertise. This never should have got past edit phase (78)
  15. Teaching the Security Mindset (64)
  16. the recruiter honeypot (64)
  17. How to Talk to Human Beings (62)
  18. The best graphical representation of sports stats you'll see today (55)
I use BufferApp to track these stats. You can follow me on Twitter at @jaygarmon.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Dragon*Con 2011: A n00b's Tale, Part V

English: Wil Wheaton at the 2011 Phoenix Comic...
[Note: Sorry for the delay in writing up the last day of the Con. The Dragon*Con smartphone app is still on my Droid homescreen, a reminder of the inexpressibly wonderful time I had. I kept telling myself I'd erase it once I was done with this post series, so I think that played some small part in my procrastination -- I didn't want to let the memento go.]

MONDAY

My last day of Dragon*Con 2011 started with what had become a routine. Bubba Chuck had warned me that by the end of D*C I'd have become a "pro," someone whose job it was to Do Geek full-time everyday. He was so very right.

I quietly grabbed my shower without waking my roommates, mingled with the early risers/late closers in the Marriott elevators, strolled quietly across the skybridge to the Peachtree Center food court to grab a Dairy Queen sausage biscuit, then scampered back through a trio of hotels and a drizzle-specked Atlanta concrete until I reached the lobby of the Sheraton. There I joined a line that was already wound through the entire upper lobby level of the hotel and, minutes after I arrived, filled the complete lobby and burst out onto the sidewalk.

Wil Wheaton was coming to Dragon*Con -- for the first and perhaps only time.